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22 F Framingham, MA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:35am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am. A passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting to meet a guy with an executive contour.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not my eyes. I don't have any.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

All Souls (MacDonald), Catcher in the Rye (Salinger), The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty (Rice/Roquelaure), Encyclopedia of Herbs (Cunningham), Modern Political Thought, Symposium (Plato), The Things They Carried (O'Brien), A Wrinkle in Time (L'Engle), The Bell Jar (Plath)

J.K. Rowling, Plato, Bukowski, Neruda, Plath, Whitman, Frost

Movies and Televison:

I'm kind of a movie whore in that I can enjoy pretty much any movie as long as it's not action for the sake of action, or murder porn, or gaudily "artistic" just for the sake of shock value. I'm much more selective with TV shows because they require more investment. I particularly like film and television with a certain spirit behind it lent by an innovative mind, eye, or hand - Miyazaki films, much of Tim Burton's older work, Ken Burns documentaries. Any film by Adrian Lyne, select ones by Wes Anderson. Joss Whedon is my personal savior (though admittedly? Dr. Horrible and Cabin in the Woods both left something to be desired). I can take or leave Tarantino, if I'm being perfectly honest. I prefer actors who visibly enjoy their work and invest in their characters (Kevin Spacey, Ryan Gosling, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alexis Denisof, Lauren Graham). I also enjoy thought-provoking subject matter, dark humor, heavy-handed foreshadowing and symbolism, and pop culture references. Favorites include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Gilmore Girls, Game of Thrones, Broad City, Cold Case, Parks and Recreation, Louie, Nip/Tuck, American Horror Story, guilty pleasure show Pretty Little Liars. I like Jeopardy. I'm not big on Adult Swim. I hate Scarlett Johannson.


I like more music than I can list, but here is some music I love.

Bongo Love; Comrade Fatso and Chabvondoka; Outspoken and the Essence; Ali Farka Touré; Elliott Smith; Ray LaMontagne; Jason Mraz; Damien Rice; Cake; Radiohead; The Shins; The Smiths; The Cranberries; Mazzy Star; The Romanovs; Extreme; Alice in Chains; Mad Season; Disturbed; NIN; Rage Against The Machine; Imogen Heap; Eisley; Iron & Wine; Kate Bush; Beyoncé; Jackson 5; JoJo; Katani Sumner; Otis Redding; The Supremes; Shreya Ghosal; Utada Hikaru; Nujabes; Regina Spektor; Tom Waits; Billie Holiday; Etta James; Lena Horne; Peggy Lee; Ray Charles; Sarah Vaughan; John Mayer Trio; The Cure; Heart; John Lennon; Nick Drake; Zeppelin; Allison Krauss; Gillian Welch; KC and the Sunshine Band; Kool and the Gang; Passion Pit; Pretty Lights; Bassnectar; Kirk Franklin, Mary Mary, Tye Tribbet & G.A.; 2pac; Lil' Wayne; Immortal Technique; Substantial; Yiruma; Debussy; Satie; Mahler; Bach


Everybody Else Is Doing It So Why Can't We (The Cranberries); Fashion Nugget (Cake); Folklore (Nelly Furtado); Begin To Hope (Regina Spektor); Where The Light Is: Live In L.A. (John Mayer); Infinite (Eminem); Cozza Frenzy (Bassnectar); Wincing The Night Away (The Shins); Five Leaves Left (Nick Drake); Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds; How to Save a Life (The Fray); Illmatic (Nas); Graduation (Kanye); Man on the Moon (Kid Cudi)


Bloody meat, stinky cheese, spicy nuts, burritos, organic strawberries, most berries in general and lots of things that include said berries, citrus, fancy salads, sushi, salmon, raw oysters, mushrooms, honeycomb, things that are chewy, flakey, melty, crumbly, crunchy, creamy, sweet, sour and briny. Probably not all at once. Whiskey and wine. Lots of water and lots of tea. Will try (almost) anything once. Tripe was a mistake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Righteous indignation x6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The State of Things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Intemperance and business trouble, imaginary female trouble, immoral life, jealousy and religion, laziness, mental excitement, novel reading, nymphomania, over-action of the mind, over-taxing mental powers, periodical fits, tobacco and masturbation, political excitement, bad company, bad habits, bad whiskey, business nerves, congestion of brain, deranged masturbation, dissolute habits, domestic trouble, egotism, exposure and quackery, superstition, greediness, grief, seduction and disappointment, self abuse, sexual derangement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every few months or years I write a description of my ideal mate. I don't take it very seriously, and I don't have many hard-and-fast rules about who I'm willing to meet, befriend, date, fuck, or whatever. It can be handy, though. I think it's useful to know what you want out of life and relationships (and at the same time, have few expectations and be as open as possible).

Also, I don't really have any secrets. Ask me and I'll answer, usually.
You should message me if
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you can accept the fact that as long as you are not Thomas William Hiddleston, I will never truly love you.

or you have realistic expectations of your lovers, like I do.

or you are a sharp, unapologetic, sinewy-armed, loosely fashionable, slightly bookish, free-thinking, stereotype-disregarding, sexually confident wordsmith.

or you'd like to respectfully disagree with me.

or if you're Ben Wyatt, Jess Mariano, Spike, Ryan Gosling, Fred Burkle, or post-suit Wesley Wyndam-Pryce.

and if you are willing to dance with me to this and this.


You don't regularly examine how you perceive yourself and the world around you, and how you can affect some kind of positive change in both.

You have nothing more to say than "hi" or "how are you" or "how was your weekend," and expect me to pick up the slack for your lack of conversational skills.

Your profile consists of any of the following phrases: fun, funny, fun-loving, laid-back, down to earth, drama-free, easy-going, love to laugh, love to have fun. You are a robot.

You think friendship, dating, or relationships of any kind necessarily or inherently include mind games, code words, secret messages, lying, "fronting", excessive subtleties, deception, passive-aggression, emotional control, manipulation, or similar.

You feel the need, for any reason, to point out that I have boobs. There is nothing original, intelligent, or funny about saying, "BOOBS!" or "Your tits are huge" or "y u post that pic if u dont want comments" or "you can't take a compliment." (Seriously, just an incredibly arid sample.) Please don't waste your time or mine with that nonsense.