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25 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:18pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Salut! My name is Steven.

I realized a while back this was a little too wacky of a profile description. So here are some bullet points.

I am

I am often bored, because everyone is just being so damned downtrodden all the time to have any fun!
What I’m doing with my life
I am a graduate of Linfield College with a liberal arts degree in theatre and history. I do backstage things namely costume construction and historical analysis. So basicaly I am working to become a professor.

I am currently a globe trotting flight attendant. Well, west coast trotting, but it is a start!
I’m really good at
History, costumes, LOTR trivia, map making, alter world construction, fancy hair, assorted global trivial, billboard monitoring, hiking, walking, marine animal spotting, beach combing, assorted organization, etc. Rather random assorted skill set...

Apparently my listening skills are a little too powerful, and everyone loves to share their story, issues, etc. And everyone always tells me. Not that I don't enjoy it for the most part.

Overall I am trending towards being that awkwardly eccentric fellow you warn your Chitlins about when he walks down the street with a globe of the moon while wearing full tweed in the rain.

I'm that fellow. Lol
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am exuberant and nonsensical, all in a very entertaining way. It's a skill.
Yet, I can be completely rational. Contradictions eh?

Physically? My youth or my packman jaw.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like variable fantastic things! Huzzah!

Authors include Austen, Ludlam, Tolkien, Rowling.

Genres include Absurdism, High Fantasy, Historical Documents, and Ghost Folklore.

Music includes Dance, Alternative, Classical, Pop, Other. Nero, Santigold, Roisin Murphy, Lady Gaga, Kimbra, Kelis, Avicci, Tiesto, Coldplay.

Netflix binges include Doctor Who, Buffy, Roseanne, Sailor Moon, Futurama, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Parks and Rec.

Food includes ALL. Or nothing. I can never decide.
The six things I could never do without
A pelican, chopsticks, pogo stick, crocodiles, assault rifle, and the female anatomy are all things that I wouldn't know what to do with. Is that a better answer?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random Things. Like starbursts (the celestial event, not the candy), mythical battles, French spies. I really jump around.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mulling about town. Prancing, mostly likely due to booze. Watching Celebrity Ghost Stories. Really just being in the world doing whatever. I try not to plan my life down to the minutia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no sense of right or left. I was never taught which was which, and was apparently too directional challenged to totally figure it out. However, I am fairly ambidextrous, so all sort of makes up for itself. But that is a story in itself.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you want to engage in some sort of discourse. Tis what messages are for, no?

Oh and you don't have to be creative in any message. Though that usually is a plus. We all like to be spoiled.