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SideSplit

38 College Station, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed halfway down the front of his pants. The bartender sees this and mentions something about it to the pirate to which the pirate replies. "Arrrrrrggghhhhhh, it's driving me nuts!"

The greatest thing I know is that I know nothing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am thinking about starting my own vegetarian zombie metal band! Well, not really.

P90X2 and getting healthy! **I broke my knee cap in April of 2012 and I had to stop :( I am having trouble getting started again.** Just finished it and started again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being distracted. Fixing anything. Learning. Listening. Technical stuff. Encouraging others. Observing. Non-verbal communication. Remembering random bits of information. Not teaching pigs to sing, it wastes my time and annoys the pigs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My green eyes or my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers...meow, Almost anything with Will Ferrel..."I got a fever" http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41145778 , Tombstone, The Matrix, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Deja Vu.

Music: I could use a lot more music in my life. I like just about anything except redneck crap. Here are just a few: Weezer, Cake, Sublime, Metric, Tool, Toadies, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lenny Kravitz, Outkast, Parliament Funkadelic Allstars, Red Hot Chili Peppers. I am currently listening to the "Lithium" channel on Sirius Satellite; it has memorable 90's alt rock. I need to broaden my horizons, can you help?

Food: I have recently discovered, and consequently believe to be true, that a whole foods plant based diet can restore our bodies to natural function. This allows our bodies to heal themselves and prevent most of the disease plaguing our society. So, I am eating more vegetables and fruits and cutting out most all processed foods; Chicago deep dish pizza is just too good to abstain from forever.

Books: At the top of the list of excuses for not reading books for entertainment is that I am a terribly slow reader. I do read, but usually only for informational purposes usually to apply some technique to a task.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
fantasy football
jalapenos
flip flops
intertubes
people falling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human existentialism. Zombie existentialism. Vegetarian zombie existentialism. Why we both have the same answer to a question on okCupid the same but my answer is unacceptable. What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssssss!

Dog psychology. I just adopted a 5 year old rescue Belgian Malinois named Cadence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends and going out to eat, then maybe going to see a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I fall and you don't laugh, it'd be weird. I'd laugh at me.
You should message me if
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You are interested in creating a vegetarian zombie metal band! If you want my attention.

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