Someone on the internet wrote a song about my OkCupid profile. What. ( http://tannerturner.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-darkest-part-of-the-deepest-ocean-sidonis-the-most-mystical-of-beasts-grew-lonelier-as-the-eons-etched-by-but-one-day-he-created-an-okcupid-profile-and-searched-high-and-low-for-love-and-o )
I'm a foodie, addicted to books and obscure music, an ex-scuba diver (not by choice), and really enjoy the fact that I can truthfully say the sentence "Before I moved to Costa Rica, when I was dealing cards at the underground burlesque joint." I'm still trying to figure out how to fit Japan in there somewhere.
I enjoy language, wordplay, math, logic, absurdity, beer, and spontaneous adventures.