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Siemasaurus

40 Baltimore, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 7:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! I own my own video production business and play in a band. I also am host of my own online ridiculous talk show. (If you ask maybe I'll send you a link.) Life is good! A perfect partner in crime would make it even better. I've traveled to 14 countries and never plan to stop seeing the rest of the world. Baltimore is home but it's not EVERYTHING. Wanna come with me?
Ps I'm whip smart with a dry, witty sense of humor. Hope you can keep up! 😬
What I’m doing with my life
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Own a video business. Play in a band. Tell jokes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being witty. Listening. Reasoning. Reading people and situations. Detecting bullshit and calling you out on it!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes I suppose. My voice tends to stand out too I've been told. Ok this is weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of motivational, self help, and psychology books. I'm fascinated by human behavior.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Friends
Music
Traveling
People in my life who 'get' jokes
A sense of awareness (Although that's a catch-22 sometimes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do the things they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually playing a gig somewhere with my band or a solo acoustic gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like pizza
You should message me if
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You'd like to hang out, be friends, date, whatever. I'm open and honest and I will tell you if I think it's going anywhere. (I mean sheesh, whatever happened to communication?)