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Siemasaurus

39 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello. When I first signed up for this site awhile back, I did it as a joke and filled out my profile like a total smart ass (Which I kinda am. I mean, I TOTALLY am!) Then recently, I read my smart ass profile to a friend of mine and he was like, "Dude, no girls are going to ever take you seriously with a profile like that." I was told that girls really read these things and maybe I should pull back a little on the smart-assness and let people know a little bit about the 'me' underneath all that. Well damn, this isn't easy but here goes!...

I'm a 38 year old freelance video producer who landed a very high profile video job right out of college, (Ill tell you later) was very successful at it, then got totally burned out after 10 years and quit the corporate world altogether to become my own boss an not have to deal with all that crap anymore. That world is exhausting and its not for me.
In addition to running my own video business, I also sing/play guitar in a local modern/classic rock cover band. I'm doing exactly what I want to be doing in life right now, and work very very hard to keep my independence.
At 38 I've experienced many interesting things and have traveled all across the U.S., as well as 12 other countries. There is nothing I love to do more in this world than see new places. It's an incredible feeling, and I'm very fortunate to have seen and done the things that I have.
It's been a pretty crazy ride thus far, and I have so many stories that everyone says I should write a book. Perhaps I will.
All this being said, the only thing missing is that one person who will 'complete' me. Yes, I know that sounds a bit cliche but I do feel that way sometimes. I'm by no means a lonely guy but at the same time I have no intention whatsoever of ever 'settling' for someone who I can't see spending the rest of my life with. Why waste time with someone who isn't perfect for you? I'm open to finding that special person but until then I will forge ahead and keep doing my thing.
As far as this website, I don't really have any expectations of finding, 'the ONE', but I also believe that you have to put yourself out there and take a gamble. (I mean shit, most of my life has been a gamble anyway!) So here I am. If ya wanna hang out and you're cool, I'm in! Maybe we'll be friends, maybe we'll be more. Either way, I'm a friendly person so say hello!
(How did I do?)

Ok, back to being a smart ass now in real life....! A nice/friendly smart ass that is...
What I’m doing with my life
Own a video business. Play in a band. Tell jokes.
I’m really good at
Being witty. Listening. Reasoning. Reading people and situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes I suppose. My voice tends to stand out too I've been told. Ok this is weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of motivational, self help, and psychology books. I'm fascinated by human behavior.
The six things I could never do without
My family
Friends
Music
Traveling
People in my life who 'get' jokes
A sense of awareness (Although that's a catch-22 sometimes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually playing a gig somewhere with my band or a solo acoustic gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually want to meet someone to chill with who I really like so I can stop running around this town like crazy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You'd like to hang out, be friends, date, whatever. I'm open and honest and I will tell you if I think it's going anywhere. (I mean sheesh, whatever happened to communication?)