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24 M Pleasanton, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well for starters my name is Eric, and I have absolutely no idea how to write one if these things.

One thing that I find people generally lacking is some good old fashioned fun, I always try to keep the kid in me alive and kicking; "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up"-C.S. Lewis. I love making people laugh and I will always be down with going out and doing something I've never tried before. To me, good company and good booze will always make a fantastic time.

I love things that have to do with water and a board: snowboarding, surfing, wakeboarding, water boarding, etc.

I proudly and shamelessly wave my nerd flag: Whether its spouting pop culture references, playing some video games, watching sci-fi or you name it, I'm always down for it.

INTP for those of you who keep track of such things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment I am working as a fire alarm technician, it's not my ideal job but it works until I can learn enough to start looking for a job wine making. The idea of making something that a ton of people really enjoy, truly excites me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying to avoid taking serious pictures, and then end up genuinely laughing/ smiling. I've pretty much gotten down to a science.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would have to guess the beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Enders Game, Game of Thrones, Neuromancer, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Battle Royale, and several comics, notably JTHM, Squee, Scott Pilgrim, and Watchmen

Movies: Better Off Dead, Saw, Teeth, Grandma's Boy, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Ink, Donnie Darko, Weekend at Bernie's I & II, Avatar ( though c'mon, we all know that it stole the plot from Fern Gully), and too many others to name

Music: Pretty much anything classic rock, but I also enjoy metal, EDM, chiptune,etc. When I listen to music I generally hear the complex melody of all the instruments and vocals and very seldom listen to the lyrics so rap and country do very little for me.

Food: I love to cook. I will generally eat anything that is put in front of me, but I specially enjoy Italian, Asian, sushi, steak or anything that has bacon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Friends, family, other generic important people in my life.
2.My puppy-brained vulture, Zora
3.Somewhere to go
5.A deck of cards
6.Some Googly Eyes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to remember the name of that one song that has been playing on repeat in my head for the last week and a half. You know the one: the one where you only know half of one verse and maybe 3 or 4 notes, if you're lucky. The one where you thought you heard it on the radio but that particular song turned out to being something from 1873.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally catching up with some of my oldest friends, sometimes over pizza and beer, sometimes over some video games, always a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I was offered to be taught how to play drums by one of Santana's ex drummers. Being 12, I didn't understand the gravity of the offer and declined.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on an adventure!
You want to do something really cool and make sure we both can say "yea I've done that, it was awesome, and I'd love to do it again!"
You want to go wine tasting across Livermore Valley( I'm always down for this one)
You have a dumb joke that would make me laugh