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34 Huntsville, AL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 18, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Ah, how does one explain one's self without the aid of puppets? List form? Why not! 1) I am a local stand-up comedian (I can provide a laugh-track if necessary). 2) I sometimes provide the service of being awkward (so you don't have to) 3)Physically, I am a big, burly, lumberjack-type (though I have 'jacked' minimal lumber). 4) I would like to think that I'm a good mix of extroversion and introspective. 5) It is sometimes impossible for me to stop saying strange things to elicit an involuntary humor response of some sort. 6)Recently, my wife and I have decided to explore 'polyamory' as we are non-traditionalists looking to 'have it all'. 7) Please don't be scared off by the fact that I'm a married man (my wife is exploring polyamory too.) 8) You'll find the diamonds in a hidden compartment within the billiard room. 9) I enjoy: reading, video games, smartly-written television, music (mostly rock), and lists of things. 10) I am safe and discreet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stand-up comedy, working, reading books about comedy, and working.
I’m really good at
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Sex, Honesty, Wackiness, lifting things, and Brevity.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a big burly guy. Also, I ride a chariot pulled by flaming wolves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This feels like my old MySpace. Where's the glitter graphics? Eh.

Favorite books: The Fountainhead, A Tale of Two Cities, Catcher in the Rye, Old Man and the Sea, Fight Club, Freaky Deaky, The Watchmen, A Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones Books), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
Favorite Movies: The Grey, Shawshank Redemption, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Wall-E, Drive, Star Trek into Darkness, Fight Club, The Matrix, Terminator 2, Empire Strikes Back, Braveheart, Tombstone, Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Yojimbo (not anime), The Seven Samurai (not anime), Ghost in the shell (anime), Akira (also anime), Amelie, Anything Tarantino, Anything Wes Anderson, Anything Kevin Smith, Anything Cohen Brothers
Favorite shows: Breaking Bad, Dr. Who, True Blood, Star Trek: Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Workaholics, Game of Thrones, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Community, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Futurama, Archer, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Beebop, Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex
Music: I can't list everything, so here it goes:

Instruments I can play: Bass, Some piano, very little guitar, very little drums, passable singing voice

Favorites:The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, James Brown

Rock: Frank Zappa, Tool, Led Zeplin, Rush, Nirvana, The Who, Stone Temple Pilots, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Cake, Weezer, They Might Be Giants, (Old)Green Day, Phoenix, Marilyn Manson, Death Cab For Cutie, Queens of the Stone Age, MGMT, Rollins Band, Foo Fighter, Bob Dylan, Neil Young & Crazyhorse, White Zombie (not Rob Zombie), The Black Keys, Mumford and Son, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Primus, Stanley Clarke, Prince, Offspring, N.E.R.D., 311, (Old) Korn, Coheed and Cambria, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, Rancid, The Misfits, (many more bands I can't remember).

Electronic Music: Daft Punk, Postal Service, Gnarls Barkley, Aphex Twin, Orbital, Underworld, DJ Shadow, Dead Mau5, Atari Teenage Riot (and again, many more).

Hip Hop/R&B: Scroobius Pip, Ceelo Green, Curtis Mayfield, Stevie Wonder, Isaac Hayes, Outkast, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg/Lion, Kanye West, Eminem, Ludacris, Tupac, Biggie, Rhianna, Flo Rida, Justin Timberlake, Mackelmore, Wu Tang Clan, NWA, Busta Rhymes, Michael Jackson (Thriller), (also, more I can't remember).

Country: Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr., Jr, III, Willie Nelson, John Denver, Buddy Holly, Dolly Parton, Allison Krauss, Trampled by Turtles, (various bluegrass, non-'pop' country).

Jazz: Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea, John Coltrane (and, surprise, more).

Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchikovsky, Rochmonanov, Mendel, Franz Liszt, Vivaldi, Irving Berlin, Aaron Copeland, John Williams, Carl Orff (Carmina Burana), (and a bunch of music I'm too lazy to Google the names & composers of).

Food: Though I usually tend towards heartier fare, I'll eat anything that isn't cucumbers, or fruits of the melon family. I do like spicy things, as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife
A writing utensil
A writing surface
something to read
internal organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, Comedy, music, stories I want to write but lack the discipline.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a netflix zombie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a time traveler... Okay. I'm not time traveler.

I'm insecure about the fact that I am dating again; Now as a polyamorist. I think that I am often discounted as being a 'creep' as a result. In truth, I'm not actually a creep. If anything, its weird to me that my wife dates fairly often, and I'm the one looked down upon negatively.
You should message me if
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-If you are okay with the fact that I'm in a polyamorous

-If you want to share awesome music with me.

-Have something interesting or funny to say.