Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I don't know what the gender descriptor "Two Spirit"
I chose it because it sounded spooky.
I'm a freight train of id. I'm equal parts life of the party and
fella sobbing into the punch bowl. For years I was a standup comic.
Presently I'm a corporate shill. I draw and craft. I'm a native New
Englander and I take a great deal of pride in that, especially in
the fall. Two years ago I moved to an apartment in West Hartford
Center after a decade in Boston, though I still weekend elsewhere
as I've few acquaintances in the 'Cut. I was raised on the cover of
a Saturday Evening Post (my folks call themselves "Mom" and "Dad").
I find humor in pretty much everything except sitcoms. I'm
well-intentioned and altruistic; extremely self-interested people
make me want to drown myself in Vicks VapoRub. I take an obsessive,
meditative joy in cleaning. I fucking love obscenity, though I'm
rarely crass. Most often I'm articulate and genteel, much of the
time manically happy and optimistic. I love nature and hiking as
much as I love concrete deathtraps like Baltimore and Manhattan.
I'm not into religion (when I enter houses of worship my skin
breaks into hives). I'm seeking a best friend and long-term
monogamous partner, and phrasing it like that is so unromantic I
think I just choked on my own tongue.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to make the papers during my commute.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retrieving your mood ring from over by that beehive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shiny. Shaving my head is pretty much just an excuse to apply
Skintimate Flirty Mango® to more areas of my body than just my legs
and bikini line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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, Of Montreal
, The Decemberists
, The Cure
, Sage Francis
, The National
, Crooked Fingers
, The Weakerthans
, Belle & Sebastian
TV on the
, Sufjan Stevens
, The Magnetic Fields
, The Long Winters
, Cut Copy
, Blonde Redhead
Motion Pictures: In
, Miller's Crossing
, The Prestige
, L.A. Confidential
, Blade Runner
Rules of Attraction
, The Dark Knight
, The Avengers
, The Truman Show
, The Piano
, Zodiac Home Alone
, Die Hard
, The Fugitive
, Breaking Bad
, Party Down
, The Office (UK)
, Sherlock (BBC)
, House Hunters
, The Killing
, Game of Thrones
, Cowboy Bebop
, The Newsroom
is the New Black
, Hello Ladies
, True Detective
, Silicon Valley
, Dateline NBC
Games: Bioshock Infinite
, The Last of Us
, Chrono Trigger
, Mass Effect
, Smash Bros
, Settlers of Catan
, decaffeinated coffee
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My satellite radio presets -
1: NPR / 2: Indie / 3: Chillwave / 4: Electronica / 5: '80s general
/ 6: New Wave.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alternate timelines, feathered dinosaurs, alternate timelines in
which there are feathered dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Someplace where it's appropriate to drink top-shelf rye. Or
someplace where it's frowned upon and drinking it anyway. You're
not the boss of me, Chuck E. Cheese. I don't have to hide my
drinking in the ball pit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Looking up gives me vertigo - particularly looking up at
skyscrapers. Structures really shouldn't have more than three
floors. Those extra floors are just showboating.
You should message me if
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You're a neurotic, witty, considerate, passionate, nerdy,
emotionally-available, whiskey-fancying dog lover. Let's paint the
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