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SilasAdams

30 West Hartford, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Turkish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a freight train of id; equal parts Life-of-the-Party and Dude-Sobbing-into-the-Punch-Bowl. For years I was a standup comic. Presently I'm a corporate shill. I dabble in visual arts. I'm a native New Englander and I take a great deal of pride in that, especially in the fall. A year ago I moved to an apartment in West Hartford Center after a decade in Boston, though I still weekend elsewhere as I've few acquaintances in the 'Cut. I was raised on the cover of a Saturday Evening Post (my folks call themselves "Mom" and "Dad"). I find humor in pretty much everything except sitcoms. I'm well-intentioned and altruistic; extremely self-interested people make me want to drown myself in Vicks VapoRub. I take an obsessive, meditative joy in cleaning. I fucking love obscenity, though I'm rarely crass. Most often I'm articulate and genteel, much of the time manically happy and optimistic. I love nature and hiking as much as I love concrete deathtraps like Baltimore and Manhattan. I'm not into religion (when I enter houses of worship my skin breaks into hives). I'm seeking a best friend and long-term monogamous partner, and phrasing it like that is so unromantic I think I just choked on my own tongue.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Battling 84 and 91 en route to work, trying not to make the papers in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retrieving your mood ring from over by that beehive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shiny. Shaving my head is pretty much just an excuse to apply Skintimate Flirty Mango® to more areas of my body than just my legs and bikini line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: The Mountain Goats, M83, Of Montreal, Ratatat, The Decemberists, The Cure, Sage Francis, Nujabes, The National, Crooked Fingers, The Weakerthans, Morrissey, The Smiths, Metronomy, The Radio Dept, Stars, Built to Spill, Belle & Sebastian, Wolf Parade, Arcade Fire, Pedro the Lion, Phoenix, TV on the Radio, Atmosphere, Sufjan Stevens, The Magnetic Fields, John Vanderslice, Spoon, The Long Winters, Ladytron, Cut Copy, Metric, Blonde Redhead, Gorillaz, Chvrches.

Motion Pictures: In Bruges, Miller's Crossing, Adaptation, Seven Psychopaths, The Prestige, Happiness, L.A. Confidential, Blade Runner, The Rules of Attraction, The Dark Knight, Jurassic Park, Oldboy, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, The Truman Show, The Piano, Zodiac Home Alone, Die Hard, The Fugitive.

Progr'ms: Deadwood, Breaking Bad, Party Down, Extras, The Office (UK), Sherlock (BBC), Arrested Development, House Hunters International, Homeland, The Killing, Game of Thrones, Cowboy Bebop, Justified, The Wire, Luther, The Newsroom, Orange is the New Black, Hello Ladies, True Detective, Silicon Valley, Rick & Morty, Dateline NBC.

Books: Mitchell, Lethem, Chabon, Chandler, Hammett, McCarthy, Murakami, Fitzgerald, Oates, DeLillo, Shteyngart.

Games: Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Uncharted, The Legend of Zelda, Chrono Trigger, Mass Effect, Smash Bros, Hearthstone, Gin, Pitch, Monopoly, Risk, Settlers of Catan.

Food: Thai, Vietnamese, Indian, Mexican, avocado.

Drink: Herbal tea, decaffeinated coffee, club soda, Malbec, bourbon, rye.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My satellite radio presets -
1: NPR / 2: Indie / 3: Chillwave / 4: Electronica / 5: '80s general / 6: New Wave.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alternate timelines, feathered dinosaurs, alternate timelines in which there are feathered dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Someplace where it's appropriate to drink top-shelf rye. Or someplace where it's frowned upon and drinking it anyway. You're not the boss of me, Chuck E. Cheese. I don't have to hide my drinking in the ball pit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Looking up gives me vertigo - particularly looking up at skyscrapers. Structures really shouldn't have more than three floors. Those extra floors are just showboating.
You should message me if
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You're a neurotic, witty, passionate, nerdy, emotionally-available, whiskey-fancying dog lover. Let's paint the town mauve.