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29 M Chicago, IL

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  • Ages 21–99
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Last Online
Today – 9:46pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of law school
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! My name is Nelson. I’m one part Ricky Gervais, one part Stephen Colbert, and a soupcon of Indiana Jones. I’m something of a movie addict and really enjoy getting comfortable in the evening and watching a movie or catching one of my favorite shows (like The Office or Modern Family!). I'm also a huge nerd and love to go to Conventions. I am a quiet person and much prefer intimate settings over a loud bar or club… but I do occasionally partake if the right friends ask. Aside from that, I really enjoy reading, Archery, Kayaking , and watching Cartoons. I’m very loyal, especially to my friends and those I care about. I value the idea of having standards and standing by your word, even when doing so becomes inconvenient. I believe that I’m emotionally steady and very little gets me upset or angry. I’m also very caring, it’s just as important for me to love as it is for me to be loved.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Overseas contractor. Plotting to take over the world.

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a fixer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Name of the Wind, The Wise Man's Fear, The Death Gate Cycle, The Harry Potter series, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Darth Bane Trilogy, The Lost tribe of the Sith, Ink Heart, Percy Jackson series, Star Wars The Essential Chronology, etc.

Movies: Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Legend, Willow, Merlin, Alice in Wonderland, etc.

Shows: Stargate SG1, Battlestar Galactica, Earth Final Conflict, Big Bang Theory, Xfiles, True Blood, Spartacus, Dexter, Eureka, Modern Family, The Office, Doctor Who, Tudors, Rome, Fringe, Star Trek, Being Human(BBC edition), Are you being served, etc.

Food: I love Asian cuisine but I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Snow days
Beach days
Saturday morning cartoons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence, Quantum Entanglement, Philosopher's Stone, Psychometry, Viral Therapy, Ethereal Plane, Gravitons, Time Paradox, Psychogenisis, Bilocation, Psychic Surgery, Transgenics, Cellular Rejuvenation, Thought Extraction, Cryptozoology, Neural Partitioning, Brain Porting, Temporal Plasticity, Dual Maternity, Chaos Structure, Clonal Transplantation, Water, Biosuspension, Hope, Wormholes, Singularity, Speciation, Synesthesia, Transhumanism, Pandemic, Reanimation, Neural Network, Telepathy, Transcendence, Retrocognition, Biotechnology, Hypnosis, ESP, Hive Mind, Neuroscience, Cryonics, Pyrokinesis, Clairaudience, Parallel Universes, Mutation, Protoscience, Astral Projection, Genetic Engineering, Suspended Animation, Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, Psychokinesis, Transmogrification, God, Teleportation, Precognition, Dark Matter, Reanimation, Nanotechnology, Genetic Engineering, Personal Computing, Cold Fusion, Cloning, DNA Profiling, Nanotechnology, Invisibility, Laser Surgery, Stealth Technology, In Vitro Fertilization, Virtual Reality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Movie Night!! With my sister and her fiancee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Homey don't play dat.
You should message me if
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If you don't mind chatting for a long while before we actually get to meet, I do travel a lot. If you would like to be my player two or if you are willing to feed me fruitloops while I play Super Mario Bros.