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30 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 6
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly other
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of law school
Politics / Government
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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*DISCLAIMER* I'm currently in Afghanistan until May. Please take that into consideration before contacting me. :)

Hello! My name is Nelson. I’m one part Ricky Gervais, one part Stephen Colbert, and a soupcon of Indiana Jones. I’m something of a movie addict and really enjoy getting comfortable in the evening and watching a movie or catching one of my favorite shows (like The Office or Modern Family!). I'm also a huge nerd and love to go to Conventions. I am a quiet person and much prefer intimate settings over a loud bar or club… but I do occasionally partake if the right friends ask. Aside from that, I really enjoy reading, Archery, Kayaking , and watching Cartoons. I’m very loyal, especially to my friends and those I care about. I value the idea of having standards and standing by your word, even when doing so becomes inconvenient. I believe that I’m emotionally steady and very little gets me upset or angry. I’m also very caring, it’s just as important for me to love as it is for me to be loved.
What I’m doing with my life
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"To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life."

Overseas contractor. Plotting to take over the world.

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a fixer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Charles Bukowski, Pablo Naruda, Robert G. Ingersoll, Stephen Hawkings, Guatama Buddha, The Singularity is Near, The Name of the Wind, The Wise Man's Fear, The Death Gate Cycle, The Harry Potter series, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Darth Bane Trilogy, The Lost tribe of the Sith, Ink Heart, Percy Jackson series, Star Wars The Essential Chronology, etc.

Movies: The Fountain, Moon Over Parador, Clue, Secretary, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Legend, Willow, Merlin, Alice in Wonderland, etc.

Shows: Stargate SG1, Battlestar Galactica, Earth Final Conflict, Big Bang Theory, Xfiles, True Blood, Spartacus, Dexter, Eureka, Modern Family, The Office, Doctor Who, Tudors, Rome, Fringe, Star Trek, Being Human(BBC edition), Are you being served, etc.

Food: I love Asian cuisine but I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Snow days
Beach days
Saturday morning cartoons
Root beer floats
British Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence, Quantum Entanglement, Philosopher's Stone, Psychometry, Viral Therapy, Ethereal Plane, Gravitons, Time Paradox, Psychogenisis, Bilocation, Psychic Surgery, Transgenics, Cellular Rejuvenation, Thought Extraction, Cryptozoology, Neural Partitioning, Brain Porting, Temporal Plasticity, Dual Maternity, Chaos Structure, Clonal Transplantation, Water, Biosuspension, Hope, Wormholes, Singularity, Speciation, Synesthesia, Transhumanism, Pandemic, Reanimation, Neural Network, Telepathy, Transcendence, Retrocognition, Biotechnology, Hypnosis, ESP, Hive Mind, Neuroscience, Cryonics, Pyrokinesis, Clairaudience, Parallel Universes, Mutation, Protoscience, Astral Projection, Genetic Engineering, Suspended Animation, Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, Psychokinesis, Transmogrification, God, Teleportation, Precognition, Dark Matter, Reanimation, Nanotechnology, Genetic Engineering, Personal Computing, Cold Fusion, Cloning, DNA Profiling, Nanotechnology, Invisibility, Laser Surgery, Stealth Technology, In Vitro Fertilization, Virtual Reality, Community, Joy, Individuality, Education, Imagination, Private Thought, Due Process, Ownership, Free Will, Freedom
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Movie Night!! With my sister and her fiancee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Did you know, in the 19th century, hatmakers used mercury to flatten the fur on hat brims? Sadly, the mercury caused significant brain damage. Hence, where Lewis Carroll got the term "Mad Hatter."
You should message me if
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"If for company you cannot find a wise and prudent friend who leads a good life, then, like a king who leaves behind a conquered kingdom, or like a lone elephant in the elephant forest, you should go your way alone.

Better it is to live alone; there is no fellowship with a fool. Live alone and do no evil; be carefree like an elephant in the elephant forest."

If you don't mind chatting for a long while before we actually get to meet, I do travel a lot. If you would like to be my player two or if you are willing to feed me fruitloops while I play Super Mario Bros.