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SilentAJ

25 F Cincinnati, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love my mommy lots.

I am a cat person.

Intersectional feminist.

My superhero name would be Poly Pan. Catchphrase: "I want always to be a not-so-little girl and have [*wink, hair toss*] fun".
If you followed any of that, please let's make out.

I frequently edit my profile based on reading others. So if you view me, then I view you, then I add something you have, it's because you reminded me "oh yeah! I do that a lot!" or something. I'm not just trying to seem cool. I promise. I have totally given up on that one.

Next are several very important things that you will likely find boring and may deter you from reading further. Don't be dim. If you do that, I will know, and won't want to talk to you anyway. So nyeah.
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Full Disclosure:
Note that I am NOT listed as single. I am polyamorous.
I have a serious (live-in) boyfriend, Massimo53. He makes me all happy and is one of my best, most beloved friends. We do a fuckofalot of things together, but not everything. I am always looking to do things with others.
I also have a long distance partner, BerthaMcFee, I adore him (and his wonderful girlfriend), and his love fills me with hope and security to pursue my own interests/needs/wants. Hence my recent acknowledgment that my live-in is my primary. Cali man is more of a "someday serious" affair, now.
IN ADDITION...I have a passel of playmates of differing frequency and import on my life's stage. One might say my ensemble is full. I say only for tonight. Tomorrow might bring such unbidden splendor as to reset the cast entirely. Life is more improv than anything, anyway.

I do not know where that lengthy theatre metaphor came from, but I like it. It stays.

I'm not opposed to any level of commitment, if the chemistry is there. It just has to be workable within the relationship parameters I am already within. If you're down, I'm down. Simple as that. Unless you suck.
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Thus concludes the expression of several quite important details of my life you should definitely know if you plan next to hit on me. MAKE A NOTE OF IT.

I am a rennie. Or a rennie-in-training, depending who you ask.

I do not know how to ride a bike.

I am sort of a sex toy geek. It gets worse every day.

I am a theatre whore, but I don't have nearly enough stage experience to call myself an actor. How I wish.

I enjoy writing run-on sentences, effective fragments, and ambiguous blanket statements which secretly only refer to one thing.

Friendship really IS magic. ;)

I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart. (Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart.)

Cunt is one of my favorite words. Ever. Of all time.
Also, I totally use the word 'groovy' and its ilk non-ironically. Yeah. I'm one of those.

I just talk funny, or so I'm told - I've got people who aggravate me just so they can giggle at the way I swear - so don't assume me saying I'm 'dandy' means I'm snarking. Maybe I really am just doing dandy on that day.

"Eliza is the girl your mother warned you about. And that is fantastic." - AJPleat

I am contrariwise, concupiscent, and carbonated
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving some people.

Living a bit more spontaneously than may be healthy in the long run.

Renning it up. I'm hoping to get at least twice as many faires under my belt this year, working or playtroning. I have way too much fun pretending to be a Rubenesque wench of the renaissance. As opposed to a Rubenesque wench of today.

Ultimately, once I pony up and do the school thing, I'll be toodling towards having my own swank little toyshop. No. Not with jam-handed children and rocking horses.
With Fun Factory and Lelo and JimmyJane products galore. With lube by the gallon and films by the foot. With real kink resources, and real queer resources, but still juuuust this side of dirty enough to make the men wanting their Girls Gone Wild give me their money, too.
That sort of toyshop. Only better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing things.
Attracting animals (there are those that call me Jigglypuff, for I bring slumber to all).
Smooching.
Making lists.
Selling the fuck out of some corsets and swords.
Terrible puns.
Obscure references and jokes.
Seeming marvelously pretentious, and...well, often BEING just that pretentious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Fairest orange hair is hanging down to my shoulders
Forget the fruit comparison, I'm rocking some boulders
Or breasticles, don't think that's any other euphemism
When the geeks see triple D you know I give them all an aneurysm

Lacking freckles, I'm the palest of white
With the skin porcelain and the hips never slight
Juvenile gave instructions and the beat I did ride
Backing up the ghetto ass I was so happy to oblige"

(Sampled from the indomitable MC Diabeats' track "Twice Threatened".)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I do not read much non-fiction in full book form. I stick to articles in various places.
If I am taking time to read something with more than 100 pages, it's gonna be brain candy or some feminist ridiculousness.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass. Peter Pan. Kurt Vonnegut things - Slapstick & "Who Am I This Time?" especially. I have a crush on Anaïs Nin, and have for over a decade. The Hollows series is great. Gregory Maguire is fun - Mirror, Mirror is my favorite. Stephen King is lovely. I love Victorian children's books and contemporary YA fiction. Teeny bopper bullshit. I am a ridiculous Harry Potter fangirl. I love Neil Gaiman almost as much as I identify with his wife.

Comics: My subs right now are Fairest, X-Files, MLP, GFT Wonderland stuff, and Adventure Time.
Mmm, Alan Moore. Lost Girls in particular. Which tells you plenty about me. Bill Willingham, also good shit. Also, HOLY CHRIST, PREACHER is BRILLIANT.

Movies: I. LOVE. Kevin Smith. My adoration may border on "blindly obsessive". I'm a bit more of a director girl more than a movie girl, so other favorites include: Ed Wood, Robert Rodriguez, John Waters, Mel Brooks, Todd Solondz, PTA, Quentin Tarantino, Cory McAbee, David Lynch, Jason Reitman. Mmm. Weirdness and exploitation. I adore a handful of actors beyond reason and will watch anything they're in without question, as well. Bruce Campbell, Alan Rickman, David Duchovny, Ellen Page, Dick Van Dyke, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Simon Pegg. Musicals thrill me chill me fulfill me, whether they be offbeat, upbeat, or just make you beat off in response to the talent. Animated things rock me pretty hard, too. Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney Princess flick, Sword in the Stone my favorite 'other' Disney flick, and Little Nemo takes the cake for non-Disney kid's movie goodness, with Anastasia getting runner-up. And Pixar rules. Also, I feel the need to say it. The Buffy movie kicked ass.
I honestly am just now having time to watch movies again, and haven't been delving as deeply as I used to...so if it's come out since 2008 and wasn't animated or comic book related and in theaters...I probably haven't seen it. NEED MORE MOVIE BUDDIES.

Television: The X-Files, Firefly (I'm a leaf on the motherfucking wind) I'm a non-creepy, non-slashy, non-squealy Supernatural fangirl. I promise. I really dig Psych, Californication, Archer, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Eureka & Warehouse 13, Top Gear, and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Freaks & Geeks was radsauce. I miss Daria like mad, and I don't watch nearly enough of the Stewart/Colbert power-hour.

Music: I listen to most anything. Preferences lean heavily to punky/queer/bouncy/hard-bass/body-groovin' good time tunes. Nerdcore like a mo'fuka. I've accidentally become a mild goth enthusiast, as well. Brief list of semi-consistent favorites: The Kinks, The Beach Boys, Queen, 10,000 Maniacs, Say Anything, Violent Femmes, The Pixies, Scissor Sisters, Amanda Palmer, The Dresden Dolls , Ani Difranco, Presidents of the United States of America, Donovan, B-52s, DK, Kabuto the Python, MC Diabeats/The Bloodclan, MC Frontalot, Tribe One + The Remnant + Malibu Shark Attack, The Thoughtcriminals, Doctor Awkward, Adam Warrock, MC Lars, Janis Joplin, The Whomping Willows, Kirby Krackle, The Cramps, She Wants Revenge, Daniel Johnston, Rammestein, Jonathan Coulton, Flogging Molly. Older mainstream hip-hop. Plus I inexplicably love crazy 80's power ballads. Did I say inexplicably? Here's an explanation: THEY RULE SO MUCH ASS. Plus also I am whore for show tunes, which you may have guessed from my mention of musicals a bit upwards.

Gaming: Race For The Galaxy, Castle Panic, anything Munchkin, Fluxx, or Cthulhu flavored, 7 Wonders, Cards Against Humanity (of course), St. Petersburg, GoT board OR card game, Imperial 2030, Uwe Rosenberg games, 13 Dead End Drive, Scrabble and the like are perennial board game favorites. Malifaux is the only "war" game I get into...though I would consider battle nuns in Mordheim. RPG-wise I am a pretty big White Wolf fangirl, and I am down playing a wizard or tank if I have to throw down D&D. Savage Worlds is quickly becoming my favorite, though I'm looking forward to Through The Breach. I like Shadowrun but never get to play.
I dig on little kid video games - Little Big Planet especially, as well as LEGO games, etc. Portal and Dragon Age are favored "big kid" video games. I played the new Tomb Raider and finally gave in and admitted wanting more like it, so am dialing back to Uncharted and Bioshock. I need to rock Fallout properly, as well.
I rule ass at Centipede, and love pinball though I am no wizard.

NomnomnomFOOD: I adore food, truly I do. (Check the chub - it didn't just appear, you know.) I especially love SPICY TUNA ROLLS, lasagna/stuffed shells, Indian food which incorporates potatoes (and spinach), chilichilichili - Skyline being the winner of most awesome in my heart - though a good meat cement goes a long way, potatoes in any style, strawberries, broccoli, CHEESE holyfuckIlovecheese - most notably provolone, havarti, and meunster, aaaand...Graeter's or UDF. Caramel or strawberry shakes, respectively.
The primary edibles I don't like are coleslaw, bacon, licorice, Italian sausage, and German chocolate cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Skyline chili, a cat, booksbooksbooksbooksbooks, The Best of Queen, air-conditioning, cuddle partners. ...why yes, I am a tad crazygonuts. AND materialistic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to read.
What I just read.
What I'm reading.
Why I'm reading.
Where I'm reading.
Reading.
Ahem.

How to broach odd subjects in conversation.
Counting things.
Fluffy animals.
How to make my faire gear KICK ALL OF THE ASS.
Monogamy: fact or fiction?
The difference between immaturity and enjoying things regardless of age, because they are perennially fun, i.e. swings at the park.
My Electra complex.
Things I'd like to eat.
People I'd like to meet.
That fact that nymphatic is possibly the greatest word ever.

You know. Usual things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the greatest pirate hunter who ever lived.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can handle potential rejection thusly: http://thisisglorious.tumblr.com/post/75692289609/handling-online-rejection-in-style-a-very-simple

You actually read my fucking profile. You will be in a sexy, literate minority with a very strong stomach. All key elements in any friendship I maintain.

You enjoy much kissing and cuddling but also biting and scratching and hair pulling.

You don't mind that mirrors legitimately distract me. I am like a toddler who is obsessed with her own boobs and I will constantly ogle myself if I can see a mirror.

You are on the ins with the local music scene. I've been very lazy about getting into shows around here, and I miss music intensely.
Alternaindiepunk preferred.