I am a cat person.
Yes, one of the angry ones. You'd be angry, too.
I frequently edit my profile based on reading others. So if you view me, then I view you, then I add something you have, it's because you reminded me "oh yeah! I do that a lot!" or something. I'm not just trying to seem cool. I promise. I have totally given up on that one.
Next are several very important things that you will likely find boring and may deter you from reading further. Don't be dim. If you do that, I will know, and won't want to talk to you anyway. So nyeah.
Note that I am NOT listed as single. I am polyamorous(/relationship anarchist).
I have a serious (live-in) boyfriend, Massimo53. He makes me all happy and is one of my best, most beloved friends. We do a fuckofalot of things together, but not everything. I am always looking to do things with others.
ZombieScience is my boyfriend, too. He's pretty ridiculous but also rad.
I also have a wonderful submissive and a long distance lover or two I care for deeply.
IN ADDITION...I have a passel of playmates of differing frequency and import on my life's stage. One might say my ensemble is full. I say only for tonight. Tomorrow might bring such unbidden splendor as to reset the cast entirely. Life is more improv than anything, anyway.
I do not know where that lengthy theatre metaphor came from, but I like it. It stays.
I'm not opposed to any level of commitment, if the chemistry is there. It just has to be workable within the relationship parameters I am already within. If you're down, I'm down. Simple as that. Unless you suck.
Thus concludes the expression of several quite important details of my life you should definitely know if you plan next to hit on me. MAKE A NOTE OF IT.
I am a rennie. Or a rennie-in-waiting, depending who you ask.
I do not know how to ride a bike.
I am a sex toy geek. It is both a job and a passion for me.
I am a theatre freak, but I don't have nearly enough stage experience to call myself an actor. How I wish.
I enjoy writing run-on sentences, effective fragments, and ambiguous blanket statements which secretly only refer to one thing.
Friendship really IS magic. ;)
I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart. (Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart.)
Cunt is one of my favorite words. Ever. Of all time.
Also, I totally use the word 'groovy' and its ilk non-ironically. Yeah. I'm one of those.
I talk funny, or so I'm told - I've got people who aggravate me just so they can giggle at the way I swear - so don't assume me saying I'm 'dandy' means I'm snarking. Maybe I really am just doing dandy on that day.
"Eliza is the girl your mother warned you about. And that is fantastic." - AJPleat
I am contrariwise, concupiscent, and carbonated