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SilentBobKris
33 / M / straight / Single
Kettering, Ohio
The Skinny
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- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 5" (1.95m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from two-year college
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am friendly, brute-sized, and looking for a muse.
My Self-Summary
I am really a simple kind of guy. I know what and who I like, and I
always like meeting new people.
I like hanging out, trying and making new foods, I make bagels for a local market, and I love the martini.
I've gotten back into writing short stories as of late... typically fantasy-setting, and of an, um... *ahem* adult nature. *grins*
I am a nerd, actor, geek, writer, gamer. And I don't question it. *grins*
I like hanging out, trying and making new foods, I make bagels for a local market, and I love the martini.
I've gotten back into writing short stories as of late... typically fantasy-setting, and of an, um... *ahem* adult nature. *grins*
I am a nerd, actor, geek, writer, gamer. And I don't question it. *grins*
What I’m doing with my life
Not too much. Just wanting to hang out with my friends, and
possibly get better at Smash Brothers. Yeah, I know. Videogames,
bah.
Yeah, you know I bring the Bowser.
I'm also getting my new place set up... and my life in a new direction...
Yeah, you know I bring the Bowser.
I'm also getting my new place set up... and my life in a new direction...
I’m really good at
Acting. Like, when I make a shot at pool, I act like I'm not
surprised. (Thanks, Mitch.)
I'm also a pretty good cook and baker, as well. People have made raving comments about my chocolate chip cookies. Maybe I can make some for you, too.
I'm also a pretty good cook and baker, as well. People have made raving comments about my chocolate chip cookies. Maybe I can make some for you, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that suddenly the sun is eclipsed. Usually, followed by
their exclamation of, "Dang, he's huge!"
Seriously, if this were 15th century England, the local village would have formed an Angry Mob(tm), complete with Torches & Pitchforks(c) to rid their humble city of the 'giant' that threatens them.
Oh, and I'm sometimes very over-dramatic. Heh.
Seriously, if this were 15th century England, the local village would have formed an Angry Mob(tm), complete with Torches & Pitchforks(c) to rid their humble city of the 'giant' that threatens them.
Oh, and I'm sometimes very over-dramatic. Heh.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A) Alice
in Wonderland, Lewis Carrol; Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman... Just
started reading Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy
(B) Rocky Horror Picture Show, Princess Bride, Pirates of the Carribean
(C) Techno, Warren Zevon, Johnny Cash, quite literally tons of different music styles.
(D) Sigh, is there no food I don't love? Well, pickles. Pickles and tomatoes.
(B) Rocky Horror Picture Show, Princess Bride, Pirates of the Carribean
(C) Techno, Warren Zevon, Johnny Cash, quite literally tons of different music styles.
(D) Sigh, is there no food I don't love? Well, pickles. Pickles and tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
My friends and family, my video games, my music, my love for food,
my cats Vincent Price and Peter Lorre and the internet. I mean,
it's just got all that information! *haha*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much music I would like to listen to.
Why do they call them butterflies when all they do is flutter by?
When isn't the appropriate time for a chocolate martini?
Where's all the rum gone?
How 'emoticons' sound like a really dumb offshoot of the Decepticons.
How to count not some, not part, but all of the way to schfifty-five.
Why do they call them butterflies when all they do is flutter by?
When isn't the appropriate time for a chocolate martini?
Where's all the rum gone?
How 'emoticons' sound like a really dumb offshoot of the Decepticons.
How to count not some, not part, but all of the way to schfifty-five.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday, Friday. . . eh, it could change easily. Usually hang with
my friends, watch a movie, play my games. Nothing special.
Sometimes hang out at the clubs watching my friends perform drag.
Those heels! Couldn't do them myself.
Didn't ask me about Saturday night! I used to perform as Eddie and Doctor Scott in our local production of Rocky Horror. Loved it.
Didn't ask me about Saturday night! I used to perform as Eddie and Doctor Scott in our local production of Rocky Horror. Loved it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a complete alcoholic lightweight, despite my size. Seriously,
I get slightly buzzed after ONE 'cheerleader-beer' (Smirnoff Triple
Black, any of the Bacardi flavored ones, but Orange is the
best!......correction, Smirnoff Strawberry Acai is the new best,
hahah!)
You should message me if
You needed something heavy lifted, or something lifted off of a
tall shelf, or something heavy lifted off of a tall shelf.
Hah.
Or if you like to chat with someone with a sharp sense of humor, and have intelligent and deep conversations about just about anything.
Or if you like to chat with someone with a sharp sense of humor, and have intelligent and deep conversations about just about anything.
