I'm not here expecting much of anything relationship-wise. Really I just like all the little quizzes and reading the many really clever profiles here. But hey, who knows?
Either way, these constructs are blunt instruments, so unless I'm explicit about something, it may not be as it appears. Feel free to message and *ask me questions*.
Anyone else ever get up and start flailing rhythmically to a song too good to ignore? 'Fools Gold' by Stone Roses gets me that way, so does virtually anything by MLWTTKK.
Let's hope, otherwise I'm the last freak on the planet. (Oh, and I'm GOOD at it!)
Yeah, I'm sometimes spontaneous. I love having out-of-the-blue impulses and seeing where they lead. I've learned by now to put a small amount of thought into the execution first, but I've found myself (and anyone who came along) in some very fantastic and fun (and sometimes 'interesting') environments by doing so. As a client once said: "The only types of people who get bored are boring people to begin with."
Dear Divine Spaghetti Monster! I've been away from the gym so long I may have to go from 'athletic' to 'average'. (I wonder if there's a 'between' option)
I may hold the keys to the salvation of Civilization in my hands. It sucks. That may sound like super-duper hyperbole, but if I get to know and trust you enough, I'll share some very, very interesting stuff with you.
I can also explain the cosmological constant in ways that will make your toes tingle; you'll never feel gravity the same way again (if you don't want to)
I can also be a wicked smart-ass. Considering the alternative, I'll just go with it.
Yeah, I'm bright(ish), but that's not to impress anyone, it's to say this; I love the intellectual and introspective. If you believe you can be part of something to change the world (if just a small part of it), then we can definitely be friends. FSM knows I ain't perfect and I don't know everything. I love people that love to share information, knowledge, insights, and just good times. If you like that too, get in touch. If you feel you have something more to accomplish in life than just getting by, if you want to also make the world a better place, even in a small way... give me a buzz.
Either way, I'd love to meet some sparkling, fun, bright people... friends or otherwise. I love to be with people that entertain each-other and can create good times out of thin air... it's a talent ^_^.
I've been in different 'types' of relationships, and the only requirement I have is maturity. Not 'uptightness', rather someone who has conquered the various insecurities that lead to envy, jealousy, and the gamut of emotions that sour otherwise adult fun.
I have books, business models, inventions... all in various stages of development. Love to have the sort of person who inspires in my life. I always get the most done when I'm doing for someone else who can really appreciate it. I'm one of the world's few corporeal Djinn. Just need someone to rub the lamp. (That's not a euphemism)
If you've perused or even glanced over this here profile and want to see how we might get along, please go look at our match-thingy. If you've answered more than a few dozen questions and we're teetering at >35% 'enemy', then you're likely dumber than a bag of doorknobs what have inhaled weaponized camel-glue. Sorry, but *every* 'high enemy percentage' profile I've reviewed has either thought the Earth was bigger than the Sun and can't solve simple numeric or logic puzzles, or has all the depth and philosophical development of a paint chip with high lead content. Chances are you're not someone I'm going to be very kind to except for right here and now where, in all my 'arrogance', I'm telling you to have a nice life.
Now, I DO give everyone the benefit of the doubt and it has cost me, but I can't help it. So if you really are kind and bright and want to set the record straight on the 'enemy' count, then go ahead and take a shot.
Sadly, my Weiner-Dog was hit by a car. It made me very sad, but he died the way he lived: 'Stupid'.