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SilentFunnyNate

40 M Cedar Park, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I really need to redo this profile.

Facts about me

1. Due to my citizenship I can never be President.
2. I was once in a musical.
3. I traveled Ireland for fun.
4. I lived in Japan in a 600+ year old Samurai house near Nagoya.
5. I am the most published "not named author" filling landfills in the world.
6. Johnny Cash's song a boy named Sue is mentioned often around me.
7. I once did impromptu stand up comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying every damn moment!
I’m really good at
making people smile and laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
not sure... but they notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies
I enjoy movies, foreign, romantic, action, feel goods (not where someone dies), just about anything. (Amelie, 7 Pounds, Pursuit of Happiness, Rise of the Apes, Captain America, 13 Assassins, and many many many more.)

Music
I like it all except rap. Seriously all, just depends on my mood. Also if I am dancing to it.

Food
Yes please but I need to hit the gym.
The six things I could never do without
My passport
My dog
Food and water
My motorcycle
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Owen made 100 sandwiches which she sold for exactly $100. She sold caviar sandwiches for $5.00 each, the bologna sandwiches for $2.00, and the liverwurst sandwiches for 10 cents.
How many of each type of sandwich did she make?
On a typical Friday night I am
Singing in the shower
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are comfortable in your own skin and can take a joke