I really need to redo this profile.

Facts about me

1. Due to my citizenship I can never be President.
2. I was once in a musical.
3. I traveled Ireland for fun.
4. I lived in Japan in a 600+ year old Samurai house near Nagoya.
5. I am the most published "not named author" filling landfills in the world.
6. Johnny Cash's song a boy named Sue is mentioned often around me.
7. I once did impromptu stand up comedy.

Enjoying every damn moment!

making people smile and laugh.

not sure... but they notice me.

Movies
I enjoy movies, foreign, romantic, action, feel goods (not where someone dies), just about anything. (Amelie, 7 Pounds, Pursuit of Happiness, Rise of the Apes, Captain America, 13 Assassins, and many many many more.)

Music
I like it all except rap. Seriously all, just depends on my mood. Also if I am dancing to it.

Food
Yes please but I need to hit the gym.

My passport
My dog
Food and water
My motorcycle
Laughter

Owen made 100 sandwiches which she sold for exactly $100. She sold caviar sandwiches for $5.00 each, the bologna sandwiches for $2.00, and the liverwurst sandwiches for 10 cents.
How many of each type of sandwich did she make?

Singing in the shower

I shower naked.

You are comfortable in your own skin and can take a joke