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SilentFunnyNate

40 M Cedar Park, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really need to redo this profile.

Facts about me

1. Due to my citizenship I can never be President.
2. I was once in a musical.
3. I traveled Ireland for fun.
4. I lived in Japan in a 600+ year old Samurai house near Nagoya.
5. I am the most published "not named author" filling landfills in the world.
6. Johnny Cash's song a boy named Sue is mentioned often around me.
7. I once did impromptu stand up comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying every damn moment!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people smile and laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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not sure... but they notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies
I enjoy movies, foreign, romantic, action, feel goods (not where someone dies), just about anything. (Amelie, 7 Pounds, Pursuit of Happiness, Rise of the Apes, Captain America, 13 Assassins, and many many many more.)

Music
I like it all except rap. Seriously all, just depends on my mood. Also if I am dancing to it.

Food
Yes please but I need to hit the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My passport
My dog
Food and water
My motorcycle
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Owen made 100 sandwiches which she sold for exactly $100. She sold caviar sandwiches for $5.00 each, the bologna sandwiches for $2.00, and the liverwurst sandwiches for 10 cents.
How many of each type of sandwich did she make?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing in the shower
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shower naked.
You should message me if
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You are comfortable in your own skin and can take a joke