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Silent_Rob19

28 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A voice that sizzles like a gently browning layer of cheese, as thick as tomato sauce on a whole wheat crust...the distant clank of an oven door, the roar of a carefully tended wood fire..."Did somebody here order pizza?" Totino Digiorno declares with a flourish. "The price today... will be your lives," he mentions, nimbly drawing a rapier from his belt.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When i grow up, I wanna be a Crazy Black Wizard like Cornell West or George Clinton. Traveling the land and talking in mystical ghetto riddles.

On the real tho, growing up a middle class black nerd, you are burdened with a sense obligation. When I was little often felt like others looked at me as "The Choosen One". The one outta all my class that had the skills and intelligence to not only make it out of the ghetto but also come back and save the rest of my brothers and sisters trapped there by the oppressive class system.

That's probably not the sexiest introduction to me, but I think it's the most honest.

My primary goal right now is finishing this undergraduate degree in Chemistry. The plan is do a few years in pharmacy (pay off debts, save a bit, do some traveling), and then teach high school. I think my high energy, creativity and intelligence would make good with kids. Although the idea of a CAREER that I'll have for THE REST OF MY LIFE kind of freaks me out. Also the responsibility.

Breaking my back trying to die in higher tax bracket.

I've recently decided to do at least one new thing a month. Like a road trip to somewhere I've never been, Climb a mountian I've never climbed before, et cetera. I need new experiences to be happy. Staying in one place and doing the same thing makes me antsy.

Attempting to flirt with cool people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being open-minded, Listening, making people laugh, observing people, and having fun no matter what I am doing.

I've been told "You're like Sweden you really don't pick a side. And everybody loves you for it."

I don't know how true that is, but people enjoy telling me their life's problems. I try to hold off telling people what to do, or how I feel unless they ask for my opinion. The thing is, I just find people so fascinating. I'm genuinely interested in how people think and what happens to them! Because of this when people talk to me, perhaps I'm not as quick to make value judgments as most people?

My mom told me 'everybody is living their lives the best way they know how'. My current belief structure is based around that.

Also dancing and make outs and being almost always hella super down for sexing. Libido of a goddamned 16 year old.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably dancing.

I guess you could call me a "bad boy" in the sense i'm bad at things while also being immature.

I'm trying to get people to tell me about themselves, or trying to make everyone laugh.

I am literally this dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CT3fIYoduw
Literally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really like talking about art. Or to be more percise, stories. I like talking about stories and themes and why some stories work and other don't, and what characters represent, and why certain kinds of people like certain kinds or art, and why Taylor Swift and Kanye West maybe aren't so different and both have value as artists and...well all that wibbly wobbly liberal arts crap.

anyway, here's a list.

BOOKS - Pretty much anything by; Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Robert Greene, Kurt Vonnegut;

Musical tastes: Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Anything that's been on The Chappelle Show.

Scott Pilgrim comics, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Autobiography ofMalcolm X, The Moral Animal: The new science of Evolutionary Psychology, Dresden Files, The Audacity of Hope, Freakonomics, Kitchen Confidential.

Movies - Pacific Rim, Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Halfbaked, Kevin Smith Films, Judd Apathow movies, Tarrentino films and Spike Lee joints, Hot Fuzz, Iron Man, 12 Angry Men (the original), Hudsucker Proxy, Bad Boys 2, Pirates of the Carribben. Also anything Edgar Wright has done.

T.V. - Rick and Morty is my new jam. FLCL, How I met your Mother, One Piece, Community, Breaking Bad, Louie, Venture Brothers, Gravity Falls, Arrested Development, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show and Happy Endings. I really don't watch alot of T.V. on television. Most things I like are DVD or online.

Food - I'm trying to eat healthy these days. I really like cooking my own food because it gives me a creative outlet, is generally cheaper than eating out, and makes it easier to eat healthy.

When I do go out to eat it's generally Chinese and Mexican food. But I'm always looking for new places.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"If you have a Garden and a Library, you have everything you need."
-Cicero

New experiences. I hunger for The NEW. I'll try anything once.

Music speaks to my soul.

Creating(music, food, painting, ect.)

People. I'm an exotrovert, meaning I draw my strength from people. Entertaining friends, meeting new people, and helping them solve their problems is what I was put on earth to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want to run a game of D&D then blow it up halfway though and turn it into a post apocalyptic Heavy Metal type thing. You know like final fantasy 6?

Why people do the things they do and act the way they act. What my parents were like when they were young. Where I'll be in 5 years.

Why the girls I'm into are all super into tall gangly white dudes. I'm trying to reverse engineer what this says about me at my preferences. Sigh, all the nerd girls want their David Tenant, not chocolate Seth Rogen over here.

SE++

How the things I put in brackets will effect who comes to my site. For instance since I put eskimo in my summary up there will I get tons of people with Eskimo fetishes? What would that even be called? Chicks in to black guys is Jungle Fever, dudes into Asian girls is Yellow fever...but eskimos? Snow fever? That feels like such an oxymoron.

Vestigial organs.

How much weird monkeyish, lizard brain shit still runs society.
Like the age society makes women feel like they need to start lying about their age neatly coincides with the drop off in fertility or how studied show men value well endowed more favorably when hungry.

Race. Politics. How to save the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing this.

I like watching television, listening to television, listening to the radio, listening to television on the radio, watching television on the Internet, and watching the Internet on a television.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On first dates I ask girls if they have ever owned a pug. I do this because find I have better luck with women that can appreicate chubby, ill-contructed, crimes against nature.

I am a complete goof, exhibit A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4j9HRtAYTs

Every time Loki tricks somebody with an illusion, I do the same thing Lucille Bluth does when she finds Gene Parmesan.

I have an addictive personality in that I will; watch entire seasons of shows, listen to a song on endless repeat, drink an entire bottle of wine, or spend all night learning something entirely new and mostly irrelevant just to solve a problem in one go, no sleep. I haven't done this to another human being, so no worries, I won't keep you in my basement.

I am named after two William Shatner characters.

I'm so wizard, I'm J.K. Ballin'

In high school filled a wheel-barrel with water and gasoline to see if I could light water on fire.

My middle name is Tyberius.

I don't like people who say they don't read unless they have to. This is dreadfully important. If we go on a date and you say "Yea, I don't really read" or "I hate reading", my dick with fall off and start inching it's way back the home like a caterpillar*

If you listen to ICP, I'm just gonna call you juggalo
I ain't got time to be quantifying levels of juggalosity
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're a dame in trouble with eyes as dark as coals and lips as red as a stoplight.

-You wanna get drunk and/or go ice skating

You find this as amusing as I do.

-you think you could fuck a guy with a flip phone and not hate yourself in the morning. (I actually no longer have a flip phone, but still like this line. If you judge masculinity and desirability on wealth and stability then I'm not the man for you.)

-You'll let me come over and watch Game of Thrones.
(honestly this like 70% of the reason i'm even on this site)

-You have a geeky side but are not consumed by it, and/or you have a passion/hobby you can rant my ears off about.

-You're 23 or older. This profile isn't for babies. Which I only say to let the babies know how cool they are for being here. What's up you cool baby.

*or more like a snake really ohohoho