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27 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Dec 7
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Gemini and it’s fun to think about
- Working on college/university
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
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My primary goal right now is finishing this undergraduate degree in Chemistry. The plan is do a few years in pharmacy (pay off debts, save a bit, do some traveling), and then teach high school. I think my high energy, creativity and intelligence would make good with kids. Although the idea of a CAREER that I'll have for THE REST OF MY LIFE kind of freaks me out. Also the responsibility.
Breaking my back trying to die in higher tax bracket.
I've recently decided to do at least one new thing a month. Like a road trip to somewhere I've never been, Climb a mountian I've never climbed before, et cetera. I need new experiences to be happy. Staying in one place and doing the same thing makes me antsy.
Attempting to flirt with cool people.
I've been told "You're like Sweden you really don't pick a side. And everybody loves you for it."
I don't know how true that is, but people enjoy telling me their life's problems. I try to hold off telling people what to do, or how I feel unless they ask for my opinion. The thing is, I just find people so fascinating. I'm genuinely interested in how people think and what happens to them! Because of this when people talk to me, perhaps I'm not as quick to make value judgments as most people?
My mom told me 'everybody is living their lives the best way they know how'. My current belief structure is based around that.
anyway, here's a list.
BOOKS - Pretty much anything by; Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Robert Greene, Kurt Vonnegut;
Musical tastes: Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Anything that's been on The Chappelle Show.
Scott Pilgrim comics, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Autobiography ofMalcolm X, The Moral Animal: The new science of Evolutionary Psychology, Dresden Files, The Audacity of Hope, Freakonomics, Kitchen Confidential.
Movies - Pacific Rim, Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Halfbaked, Kevin Smith Films, Judd Apathow movies, Tarrentino films and Spike Lee joints, Hot Fuzz, Iron Man, 12 Angry Men (the original), Hudsucker Proxy, Bad Boys 2, Pirates of the Carribben. Also anything Edgar Wright has done.
T.V. - Breaking Bad, Louie, Venture Brothers, Gravity Falls, FLCL, How I met your Mother, One Piece, Community, Arrested Development, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show and Happy Endings. I really don't watch alot of T.V. on television. Most things I like are DVD or online.
Food - I'm trying to eat healthy these days. I really like cooking my own food because it gives me a creative outlet, is generally cheaper than eating out, and makes it easier to eat healthy.
When I do go out to eat it's generally Chinese and Mexican food. But I'm always looking for new places.
New experiences. I hunger for The NEW. I'll try anything once.
Music speaks to my soul.
Creating(music, food, painting, ect.)
People. I'm an exotrovert, meaning I draw my strength from people. Entertaining friends, meeting new people, and helping them solve their problems is what I was put on earth to do.
Why the girls I'm into are all super into tall gangly white dudes. I'm trying to reverse engineer what this says about me at my preferences.
How the things I put in brackets will effect who comes to my site. For instance since I put eskimo in my summary up there will I get tons of people with Eskimo fetishes? What would that even be called? Chicks in to black guys is Jungle Fever, dudes into Asian girls is Yellow fever...but eskimos? Snow fever? That feels like such an oxymoron.
How much weird monkeyish, lizard brain shit still runs society.
Like the age society makes women feel like they need to start lying about their age neatly coincides with the drop off in fertility.
Race. Politics. How to save the world.
I like watching television, listening to television, listening to the radio, listening to television on the radio, watching television on the Internet, and watching the Internet on a television.
Every time Loki tricks somebody with an illusion, I do the same thing Lucille Bluth does when she finds Gene Parmesan.
I have an addictive personality in that I will; watch entire seasons of shows, listen to a song on endless repeat, drink an entire bottle of wine, or spend all night learning something entirely new and mostly irrelevant just to solve a problem in one go, no sleep. I haven't done this to another human being, so no worries, I won't keep you in my basement.
I am named after two William Shatner characters.
I'm so wizard, I'm J.K. Ballin'
In high school filled a wheel-barrel with water and gasoline to see if I could light water on fire.
My middle name is Tyberius.
I don't like people who say they don't read unless they have to. This is dreadfully important. If we go on a date and you say "Yea, I don't really read" or "I hate reading", my dick with fall off and start inching it's way back the home like a caterpillar*
If you listen to ICP, I'm just gonna call you juggalo
I ain't got time to be quantifying levels of juggalosity
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
-You wanna get drunk and/or go ice skating
You find this as amusing as I do.
-You like the things I like and want to tell me I rock
-You don't like the things I like and want to tell me I suck.
-You'll let me come over and watch Game of Thrones.
(honestly this like 70% of the reason i'm even on this site)
-You have a geeky side but are not consumed by it, and/or you have a passion/hobby you can rant my ears off about.
-You're 23 or older. This profile isn't for babies. Which I only say to let the babies know how cool they are for being here. What's up you cool baby.
*or more like a snake really ohohoho