Basically, I'm so cool I give eskimos hypothermia, and so hip I can't see over my own pelvis.

Middle Class-ish Black nerd. Think your Donald Glover or Kanye west types.

ENFP
"Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type."

I am dorky, easy-going, and completely hilarious

You are not racist for thinking I look Like Daryl from the Office. My grandmother agrees. About my looking like Daryl, not that you aren't racist. What I'm trying to say is my grandmother thinks you are racist, but that's only because you probably are.

When i grow up, I wanna be a Crazy Black Wizard like Cornell West or George Clinton. Traveling the land and talking in mystical ghetto riddles.

My primary goal right now is finishing this undergraduate degree in Chemistry. The plan is do a few years in pharmacy (pay off debts, save a bit, do some traveling), and then teach high school. I think my high energy, creativity and intelligence would make good with kids. Although the idea of a CAREER that I'll have for THE REST OF MY LIFE kind of freaks me out. Also the responsibility.

Breaking my back trying to die in higher tax bracket.

I've recently decided to do at least one new thing a month. Like a road trip to somewhere I've never been, Climb a mountian I've never climbed before, et cetera. I need new experiences to be happy. Staying in one place and doing the same thing makes me antsy.

I live with my Grandma. I'm currently shopping around for a job in my field instead of the retail stuff I've had to settle for in the past. Going to school to be Chemistry teacher. None of these things are very attractive, I know, but I think I'm awesome enough that I make up for it. Trust me on this. Just think of it as buying in when the stock is low.

Being open-minded, Listening, making people laugh, observing people, and having fun no matter what I am doing.

I've been told "You're like Sweden you really don't pick a side. And everybody loves you for it."

I don't know how true that is, but people enjoy telling me their life's problems. I try to hold off telling people what to do, or how I feel unless they ask for my opinion. The thing is, I just find people so fascinating. I'm genuinely interested in how people think and what happens to them! Because of this when people talk to me, perhaps I'm not as quick to make value judgments as most people?

My mom told me 'everybody is living their lives the best way they know how'. My current belief structure is based around that.

I'm probably dancing.

I guess you could call me a "bad boy" in the sense i'm bad at things while also being immature.

I'm trying to get people to tell me about themselves, or trying to make everyone laugh.

BOOKS - Pretty much anything by; Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Robert Greene, Kurt Vonnegut;

Musical tastes: Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Anything that's been on The Chappelle Show

Scott Pilgrim comics, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Autobiography ofMalcolm X, The Moral Animal: The new science of Evolutionary Psychology, Dresden Files, The Audacity of Hope, Freakonomics, Kitchen Confidential.

Movies - Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Halfbaked, Kevin Smith Films, Judd Apathow movies, a few Tarrintino films and Spike Lee joints, Hot Fuzz, Iron Man, 12 Angry Men (the original), Hudsucker Proxy, Bad Boys 2, Pirates of the Carribben.

T.V. - Breaking Bad, Louie, Venture Brothers, Gravity Falls, FLCL, How I met your Mother, One Piece, Community, Arrested Development, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show and Happy Endings. I really don't watch alot of T.V. on television. Most things I like are DVD or online.

Food - I'm trying to eat healthy these days. I really like cooking my own food because it gives me a creative outlet, is generally cheaper than eating out, and makes it easier to eat healthy.

When I do go out to eat it's generally Chinese and Mexican food. But I'm always looking for new places.

"If you have a Garden and a Library, you have everything you need."
-Cicero

New experiences. I hunger for The NEW. I'll try anything once.

Music speaks to my soul.

Creating(music, food, painting, ect.)

People. I'm an exotrovert, meaning I draw my strength from people. Entertaining friends, meeting new people, and helping them solve their problems is what I was put on earth to do.

Why people do the things they do and act the way they act. What my parents were like when they were young. Where I'll be in 5 years.

SE++

How the things I put in brackets will effect who comes to my site. For instance since I put eskimo in my summary up there will I get tons of people with Eskimo fetishes? What would that even be called? Chicks in to black guys is Jungle Fever, dudes into Asian girls is Yellow fever...but eskimos? Snow fever? That feels like such an oxymoron.

Vestigial organs.

Race. Politics. How to save the world.

Doing this.

I like watching television, listening to television, listening to the radio, listening to television on the radio, watching television on the Internet, and watching the Internet on a television.

I have an addictive personality in that I will; watch entire seasons of shows, listen to a song on endless repeat, drink an entire bottle of wine, or spend all night learning something entirely new and mostly irrelevant just to solve a problem in one go, no sleep. I haven't done this to another human being, so no worries, I won't keep you in my basement.

I am named after two William Shatner characters.

I'm so wizard, I'm J.K. Ballin'

In high school filled a wheel-barrel with water and gasoline to see if I could light water on fire.

My middle name is Tyberius.

I don't like people who say they don't read unless they have to. This is dreadfully important. If we go on a date and you say "Yea, I don't really read" or "I hate reading", my dick with fall off and start inching it's way back the home like a caterpillar*

-You're a dame in trouble with eyes as dark as coals and lips as red as a stoplight.

-You like the things I like and want to tell me I rock
-You don't like the things I like and want to tell me I suck.

-You'll let me come over and watch Game of Thrones.
(honestly this like %70 of the reason i'm even on this site)

-You have a geeky side but are not consumed by it, and/or you have a passion/hobby you can rant my ears off about.

-You're 23 or older. This profile isn't for babies. Which I only say to let the babies know how cool they are for being here. What's up you cool baby.

*or more like a snake really ohohoho