Since "seeing someone" seems to be confusing for pretty much any guy that messages me: The settings on this site don't actually let me say "I am a bisexual woman in a commited relationship with a man and not looking to be with any other men, but maybe become friends with women that could become more." So there ya go. Guys, if you are looking for a booty call, or a relationship, I am not that girl for you.
Also? If you have a picture of your dick/pussy on your profile - I am only gonna report it and skip on by you. I know you aren't thinking about it - but the internet IS public. I'm looking to make friends with people who have a little more self respect.
And one more note - if you don't know me, have never messaged and received a message from me in return, that kind of thing... don't instant message me. I have it open in case anyone I already know wants to message me. I'm just not gonna respond to strangers on IM anymore. And OH MY GOD, weirdos - just sending a one line message, or worse yet one WORD, in messages isn't any better. STOP BEING WEIRDOS and think of something more substantial to say. Jeez.
I'm a massage therapist (and no, you can't just 'have' a free massage. I don't work for free. Do you? It's called volunteering.) , which from the above, you have probably already figured out. I talk too much. Especially when I'm nervous. And speaking of nerves - I definitely have the most inconvenient nervous laughter. It makes it seem like I am laughing at your pain. I'm generally not.
I have answered so many questions on this site that some of them probably aren't even true to me anymore.
I am addicted to cats. I think I only manage to NOT bring home a basket of them because logically, I know I can't afford them. And so I watch a lot of cat videos, and play with my friends/family/boyfriend's cat(s). Though in fairness - I am addicted to all things cute.
But as far as my addiction to cats? I'm pretty sure my OWN cat doesn't like the idea of sharing me with other pets.
Also - I super miss when OKC had journals. >.>
To be continued?