Ummm... laughter is important to me? If I messaged you, your profile, or something you said on this site probably made me chuckle.
Hmm... I'm here a lot, sort of. I'm signed in frequently, but I may not actually be paying attention. I tend to leave my laptop signed in and then walk away. I get distracted. I am insaaanely fascinated by women, and really in love with my boyfriend. I have never *been* with a woman, because even though I'm a woman, they still intimidate me. I get how to flirt with them, but not the next step. I'm told that I think too much about everything. This is probably true. :P
I keep a file on my desktop for saving quotes that I like.
I usually forget to save the quotes.
I am a licensed massage therapist learning every day how to be better at what I do. And it looks like for now I'll be working about an hour and a half from my home in Normal. I'm also picking up some work on the side as a traveling massage therapist. But I am pretty specific about whose homes I travel to. So if you don't have a referral from someone I know, I probably won't see you in your home.
...And I'm good at it. No need to be shy about that. When I give a massage, I get compliments about the pressure and speed. And one of my all time favorite things is the look of dazed relaxation on a client's face when they get up from my table. Until that gets old for me, I am pretty content with my career.
I'm a big girl. I'm both tall for a woman - though not the tallest I've met, and plus sized.
I'm smart, too. Although sometimes I'm also quite easily distracted. I tend to ramble on a bit because of it.
Because of it, my profile here has become quite long.
I would apologize about that, but to be completely honest, OKCupid asks quite a bit of a person.
I DO tend to think other women are fascinating creatures, I am often caught flirting with them. By my boyfriend. Who is amused. (Did I mention, by the way,
that it is sometimes hard to follow my train of thought because I don't actually have a linear one?)
And I don't know what I am supposed to tell a person anymore when I meet a potential friend. I have met so many friends lately in so many random ways that meeting
them on the internet is awkward anymore. Does that even make sense? How do you explain that your life has gone from being one of such bizarre happenstance that you were a person of
random in person friendships, to a person of anonymous meetings, back to a person of random in person meetings who doesn't remember how to write an online profile anymore?
Does life even work that way?