$#&%*^!(&(#%(&!^(& I do not respond to IMs from people I don't know!!!(*^@()*&)%^*()&)$&)*&^)*

DO NOT INSTANT MESSAGE ME IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU.

The ONLY reason it is on is so that I can talk to people who ALREADY KNOW ME.

I don't go by my first name. But don't ask me what my "real" name is if you want to know what my first name is. I'm a pretty easy going girl. I am not your average looker, but I'm pretty damned funny. I learned back in high school that you don't have to be nice if you're pretty, rich, or funny. So I'm not nice to everyone. But I am a supremely loyal friend. And I do love to make people smile. I'm not religious, because I don't believe in organized religion, and I don't believe in some creator being. I'm not angry at God, I'm calm about my lack of belief in a higher power. I believe that everything spiritual comes from within. I also believe in welfare reform and abortion. I know that my opinions are a little bit inflammatory, but I'm not one to be sorry about all that.

I recently decided that I will not call myself bisexual because though your gender is not what matters to me, in my heart I still see myself married with a kid or two. That doesn't mean I couldn't find the same happiness with a woman, just that the picture in my brain isn't of one.Although: I reset my preference to bisexual strictly because I missed having girl journals on my homepage. Girls are very interesting creatures. And they usually have the sexy scent subtlety down better than boys. (I like to call males boys because it sounds better in my head. Men makes me think of bathrooms. Actually. so does women.)

I love skinny boys and petite girls.

I have a tendency to ramble on and on and have in the past received messages from people who told me that they didn't read my profile cause it was too long. But I also don't like repeating myself, so if I wrote it here it probably annoys me to have to tell someone again.

That said, I repeat myself quite often by accident. It's annoying and it drives me absolutely batty. But I can't seem to help it. I'm becoming like an old crazy woman.

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• drevil55

I'm sleeping a lot. And trying not to be an angry bitch when it's not called for. I'm marveling over the fact that I don't have much short term memory to speak of, but if I can get it in my brain, I can remember it in time.

I am making dinner again. (and using my Egg Genie to make an insane amount of boiled eggs - and deviled eggs, man I love deviled eggs!)

I'm somewhat less stressed out with my life. I'm taking steps slowly to get my life back under my control.

I'm trying to make people laugh, because laughter is catching.

I'm taking a semester off and re-evaluating why I gave up on massage. I have come to realize that as much as I am cut out for and capable of psychology - it is never gonna make me as happy as massage did and does.

:)

Making people smile, and laugh. I'm good at insulting people. I'm good at being angry. I'm excellent at speaking entire sentences that make no sense, only to realize it once it has all been said. I'm pretty damned good at wearing socks, and it's amazing how well I wear pants. I mean, you'd figure the pants were meant to be kept on or something. I can tie my own shoes. I don't like to brag or anything, but for a massage school drop out, I give a pretty good (and completely innocent) rubdown. I do a pretty good job of breathing all day, I haven't had to be reminded in a long time!

I'm great at forgiveness...

I'm pretty sure babbling about useless crap is on this list too. And the sarcasm is an accident sometimes.

Physical - My weight (no seriously I'm a big girl), my glasses, my hair, my smile...? Something along those lines, I'm sure. Maybe they notice other things but I really have no idea what they are noticing. I'm me, not them. You get that point, right?

...and stop calling me cute, I mean it!

Merbal (verbal/mental) - I'm either funny, rude, or mean? I think? It all stems from the fact that I try to be honest. And I don't like public places.

This is by no means comprehensive, and I'll add to it when I see fit. But I'll try and give you an idea:

Oh but I'll add that I loved the entire Firefly show (You're a rabbit Mal!) and the movie Serenity; Fight Club (amazing, and the book is even better); Stick It; Gone In 60 Seconds; Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen; Girl, Interrupted; Two Weeks Notice; Music and Lyrics (I will always love the quote "I'm giving up, my face is in the butter!"); Suicide Club (laughable); Ghost World; 28 Days Later; Sin City; Snatch; Domino; Requiem For A Dream; Juno (love the soundtrack); Steel Magnolias; Rent; Reservoir Dogs; Kill Bill both parts; Pulp Fiction; Pride and Prejudice; Lost in Translation; Catch and Release; The Broken Hearts Club; Young Frankenstein; Gia; Waitress (Nathan Fillion MMMM); Secretary; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Stranger Than Fiction; The Boondock Saints... and my brain just crapped out

I am pretty much out of books to read, and I have read the same one like four times over in a week. But I read and loved all the Harry Potter books. I like to read about magic and other things that don't exist in the real world. And I miss dearly my Pathology book from school. I wish I hadn't left it in Chicago.

My music... well that's a long list of music that at some point I probably overplayed until everyone else who could hear it wanted to shove a spoon up their ass (comedic reference related to the super bowl, bonus points if you can tell me who)...
Alanis Morissette (though irony defeats her, yeah?); Alice In Chains; Alien Ant Farm; All American Rejects; Amy Winehouse; Ani Difranco; Ben Folds Five; Blind Melon; Blink-182; Brand New; Cake; Cat Power; Chris Isaak; Cowboy Mouth; The Cure; Dashboard Confessional; Fall Out Boy; Fastball; Finger Eleven; Fiona Apple; Garbage; A Girl Called Eddy; Goo Goo Dolls; Hole; Holly Cole; Janis Joplin; Jewel; John Mayer; The Like; Lily Allen; Lisa Loeb; Live; Liz Phair; Melissa Etheridge; My Chemical Romance; Natalie Merchant; Nine Days; Nine Inch Nails; Nirvana; No Doubt; Office; Our Lady Peace; Pearl Jam; Peggy Lee; Pink Floyd; Plumb; Poe; Presidents of the United States of America; Regina Spektor; Sheryl Crow; The Shins; Snow Patrol; Soundgarden; The Spill Canvas; Suzanne Vega; Switchblade Symphony; Tegan and Sara; Train; The Wallflowers; The White Stripes; St Vincent; Temposhark; Katy Perry, Julia Marcell, Kate Nash... etc

As for food... food and I are not on very good terms at the moment. But I have recently discovered I love cooking. The eating isn't as much fun, but the cooking cheers me up. (when I was grumpy at the boyfriend and I made dinner, it usually cheered me up)

gurble?

ifnig...

Being grumpy. :)

I can say my alphabet forwards and backwards in under ten seconds.

If harmless flirting is something you spend time doing. If you want to start a stupid fight. If you have ever had to have steroid infusions. If you like to laugh, and are good at making others laugh. Really there are so many things you should do when trying to talk to another person. One being that you should not expect that they will be able to carry the conversation from a quick hello.

Message me if you think you'd like a new friend. Message me if you've read my journal. Message me if you noticed the same fly has been stalking you all night. Message me if you know how to communicate in the English language. Because English is all I speak and comprehend.

Message me if you're a woman hater with nothing better to do. Won't hurt my feelings, bub.

Message me if you have some idea of where you're going in life.

Message me if you understand that while I try and respond in a timely manner to messages sent to me, I may not get to you right away. This is partly because I have somewhat of a life sometimes. And partly because I just have no words sometimes.

So message me.

. .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . . . Err... are you still reading? It's over! There is nothing else to see here. Seriously! I am done writing. In fact, YOU should be writing. To me. Or, your mom. You know she worries about you. You should let her know you're doing alright. Or, maybe you should be doing your grocery list? Come on folks! Nothing to see here. Get to work.