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SillyMinion

39 Hughesville, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the part where I tell you that I am funny, smart, easy going, goal oriented, and just an all around awesome guy. /yawn

I love to read, mostly I get to read fun things such as text books (currently reading about business accounting, you're jealous I know) and children's books (currently we are reading Human Body: A book with guts, my sons books are far more interesting). When I get to pick what I want to read I go for Vonnegut, Gaiman, Freakanomics, Why do men have nipples, and within the past year I have read the first four books of the Song of Fire and Ice saga so I am only about 20 years behind the curve. (Confession time: I have read the first twilight book. It. Was. Awful.)

Paradoxes and non sequiturs are fun to think about, I think it's a shame that Jersey Shore has been on tv for more than 42 seconds, and I am a shameless information junkie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A few years ago I decided where I was going in life was not where I wanted to end up, (not that it would have been terrible, just not what I wanted) so I did a hard reset of my life. Right now, my life consists of going to school full time, I will be graduating within the next few months, and raising my son full time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being myself. Which is fortunate, as that is the only person I really know how to be.

Also, I have recently learned I am good at writing an okcupid profile that is "Below Average Annoyance". Just one example of how awesome I am. ^_^
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually it's the hat I think, or the beard... that or just the sheer level of awesomeness that I radiate. Gonna go with the awesomeness I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movies include Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Happiness, Ichi the Killer, Akira, Dancer in the Dark (most depressing movie ever), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Battle Royale, Oldboy, and other such goodies. I don't watch much television (I am a big Doctor Who fan), what I normally get to watch are shows like He-Man, Iron Man, Super Hero Squad, Ben 10 (are we noticing a trend here?). I do play video games, and surf the interwebz, but they are hobbies and treated as such. The music I listen to is mostly electronic, rock, indie, metal, folk, and goth. I'm not a big fan of country (though Hank Williams the first, the third, Patsy Cline, and Johnny Cash are awesome), rap, or 17th century chamber music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's hard to say that I would be unable to be without something, but the things I would miss the most (not counting things like air, water, my son):
My curiosity
My endless fascination with obscure physical phenomena (non newtonian fluids are amazing)
A good story (happy ending not required)
The ability to be just me (if I couldn't be me I’d be so bored)
Laughter, you have to hear laughter or your soul withers
The ability to learn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is blue? and Schrodinger's cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night - try and take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On here? To a world of random strangers? I am kind of a geek. That and I know the lyrics to the Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, and Shaun the Sheep theme songs. ^^
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think the first 8 minutes of Up is a better love story than all four twilight movies combined.

You are someone who is intelligent, and capable of deep conversations. Someone who is emotionally independant and who is able and willing to pursue their own interests (though you get bonus points if you know when the narwhal bacons). Someone I can laugh with, go on crazy adventures with, and who will stay up till odd hours of the night discussing the ridiculous.

I have custody of my son about 85% of the time, so I do not have an over abundance of free time. However, I am more than willing to make the time for someone who is worth it.

TL;DR I won't murder you, I promise.

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