Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you looked at your dating history would you have picked those
people based on their dating profiles? Food for thought. If you
like what you see, take a chance. You never know. I promise you'll
at least laugh. And if you're not feelin it then you just got a
free drink. I can guarantee I'm not a weirdo...in the bad
get-me-the-eff-outta-here sorta way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After 2 years of bitching about how the Googler hipster yuppies are
destroying my hometown...I'm riding the Google shuttle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable. Telling stories and quoting movie
lines from awesomely bad movies. I have many useless talents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Gladiator, The Matrix, The Wedding Singer, Good Will
Hunting. Honestly I'll watch anything aside from pure romance and
Books: Pimp (Ask me why if curious)
Shows: Friends, 24, Homeland, SOA, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, TNG, How I
Met Your Mother, GOT
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, laughter, sunny days, burritos, and hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I got here and where I'm going...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If you're looking for someone who likes to rage, I'm gonna save you
some time. I'm all for have fun, but I'd rather be hanging out
somewhere comfortable with good people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jason Statham is awesome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are over dating douche-monkeys.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.