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SillySassySugar

26 F Riverside, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:25pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a woman. I am going to community college at 26 like a winner. I drive, and I do drink. I love a lot of things that are considered nerdy and I am capable of holding an intelligent conversation. I am tall and chubbly, but it's cool if you're not into that. I am open to questions, but if you're looking for a cheap floozy then move along. I am looking for something more than a sexual partner.
What I’m doing with my life
1) Go to school
2) Learn stuff
3) ???
4) Profit
I’m really good at
Listening to people talk, as long as it's not complete nonsense. I am also good at going off on tangents and forgetting what I was originally talking about or the point I was trying to make. Oh, I am also really good at being crass, which is something I am working on. Also, Scrabble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything written by David Sedaris and everything I have read by Kurt Vonnegut, "Lolita" and "Despair" by Vladimir Nabokov, and Norman Mailer's "An Executioner's Song" are some of my absolute favorite things to read.

Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Clockwork Orange, Nightbreed, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Requiem for a Dream, Spice World, THX 1138, and Star Wars IV-VI are some great movies.

Golden Girls, Orange is the New Black, Archer, New Girl, Red vs. Blue, Friends, ATHF, Twilight Zone, Walking Dead, Adventure Time, To Catch A Predator, Regular Show, Twin Peaks, True Blood, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and all kinds of other stuff. Netflix is awesome for these sorts of things.

Punk, Alternative, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Rockabilly, Hiphop, Rap, etc.

All of the food.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Family
Cuddling
Kisses
Music
Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What could be, music, my next meal, nail polish, why the fuck so many people in Arizona check out my profile, and tons of other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely with friends and/or family hanging out somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy a good burp. Oh, and I have never watched Doctor Who.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have love for everyone.

If you think we have stuff in common that we could potentially talk about.

If you find me attractive and aren't going to just try to bang me.

If you are capable of forming a cogent sentence.

If you are actually interested in meeting at some point.