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Silly_Sapien

36 M Hilliard, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a multi-faceted jewel. I wonder if Jewel would say that if she were writing a profile. If she were cool she would!

And no, I'm not a jewel. I don't have enough of an ego to pull that one off (just like I didn't pull my shirt off for a selfie - what a coinkydink!). I'm more of a dodecahedron that likes dropping random Simpsons references, where each face has an opposing quality: atheist, spiritual; scientific mind, poetic soul; analytical mind, follow my gut; healthy and active, prefer sushi and hammock cuddling; deep and reflective, a total goofball.

"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered with imagination" -- Voltaire

My soul cannot breathe through walls, so I am often outside immersing myself in nature. Art, music, and literature are essential to my well-being. I believe physical attraction is important though I am much more interested in its complement.

There are many characteristics and traits that I value a great deal. The two most important are being susceptible to the magic that surrounds us and having a great sense of humor. Mine has no boundaries, varying from the dry and sarcastic to...well, sometimes you wouldn't want to run into it in a dark alley!

Although ultimately I am seeking a committed relationship, I am simply looking for someone special to spend some time with. I envision having fun together, sharing some laughs, and making memories. If we develop a solid connection then I certainly look forward to discussing the 'f' word.

I meant 'future', get your mind out of the gutter! There's not enough room for the both us. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Complacency is the death of the extraordinary."

Work is means to an end, and a very fun end at that. I love to travel; each year I want to take a trip of a lifetime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being open-minded, adaptable, and resistant to labels. I'm atypical, unique, and just like all the others that think they are atypical and unique. I am unable to hide my affection for dogs.

I also excel at creating a maze of words that leaves you happily lost within.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to think my eyes are worthy of such distinction. Butt it might be something else entirely.

The first thing I notice about other people: if they're left-handed or not. I secretly make fun of the latter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'd rather share these details in conversation, so pardon the uncharacteristically vague descriptions.

I love to read (current book: The Old Man and the Sea).
I enjoy most genres of film, and love attending any sort of acting or musical theatre performances.
I love most types of music.
NPR is programmed into my radio.
I watch very little TV, but if it's on History, Discovery, or PBS would be a safe bet. Or Tosh/Family Guy.
I'm conscious of the food I eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"An unexamined life is not worth living" -- Socrates

Friends and Family.
Nature and the Environment.
Fine Arts.
Laughter.
Creativity and Imagination.
Passion and Romance and Sex.

If you listed elements or the bare survival essentials for this section in your profile I like you already, nerd.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think " -- Jean De La Bruyere

I am fascinated with psychology and ethology. I enjoy watching, analyzing, and predicting behavior. Or perhaps the many subcategories of sustainability. Philosophy. Generally speaking though my mind knows no boundaries. It wanders and wonders at its own pace.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have a weird schedule, so let's make this a Monday night answer: I enjoy so many different activities it's hard to predict. Oh, the randomity!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can wiggle my nostrils. That's the key to winning any staring contest - make the other person laugh!

Or that I once sank a canoe.

Or that I was named 'Most Perverted' I'm my high school Intro to Drama class.

INFJ.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I've tickled your curiosity them by all means don't be shy. I'm open-minded to the possibilities!