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26 New Malden, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hey there! Welcome to my self summary. I'm on here to meet new people. If you think we'd get on give me a shout.
What I’m doing with my life
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Been working as Forensic Scientist in Teddington and running around London whenever I can. Looking to meet people to have a laugh and explore the wonderful delights the capital has to offer. I love staying active whether it's playing sport such as rugby or skiing or just hanging out with friends playing games, going to gigs, watching a film or going out for drinks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My friends tell me I give the best hugs. Not really something to put on the CV but I guess it's better than giving rubbish ones. Also I'm undefeated in staring competitions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of decorum! I lie it's not that. I have no idea really why don't you let me know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series which is amazing. Also can't go wrong with Harry Potter.

Movies: A mate once asked me to choose my 10 favourite films of all time so in no particular order -Starship Troopers, Marvel:Avengers Assemble, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, The Matrix, Airplane, Star Wars IV, Toy Story 3, Terminator 2 and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. These are just some of the films I like but really I watch anything that's on. Hell I've managed to involuntarily watch the Devil wears Prada four times...

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, 24, South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, How I Met Your Mother, Homeland, New Girl, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Sherlock.

Music: I gravitate towards rock (go Download Festival pretty much every year) but I love a bit of everything really though can't get my head around a lot of House/Drum 'n' Bass/Dubstep. I think I need words with my music even of it's only for a bit. Favourite bands - Foo Fighters, Green Day, Paramore, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Pretty Reckless, Pendulum, Queens of the Stone Age, Slipknot, ZZ Top, Fleetwood Mac, Bowling for Soup, Reel Big Fish, Calvin Harris,Tenacious D, Queen.

Food: Pizza, Pasta (especially baked), Steak, Popcorn, Haribo, Jammie Dodgers, Fajitas and Duck. Also been addicted to fruit recently which I've found is a pretty good option as a craving.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, phone, skiing, music, air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the police use the Batsignal to contact Batman at night then how do they contact him during the day?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out having drinks with mates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My fears are sharp objects and zombies.
You should message me if
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You want to contact me...?

Seriously though just go ahead I mean it can't hurt!