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27 Ithaca, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-29
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I can never quite tell if I want to live a life of sophistication and gin in the Big City, or move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a pack of dogs and a few barrels of whiskey.
Grew up on sarcasm, but I've come to embrace earnestness.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write and act and draw in the hopes of making something interesting. Mostly comedy, sometimes comics.
I just got my JD but I don't plan on doing much with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being crazy lucky. Being a white male helps, but even for that, I am way too lucky. Like, "find $20 and a pack of cigarettes on the ground" lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Barbers always make a point of talking about how thick my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In general, I like fiction, and I like it to have damn big ideas.

TV: Black Mirror, Peep Show, Stella, MST3K, Police Squad, Cheers (and Frasier), Mr. Show, The X-Files.

Books: by JD Salinger, Nathaniel West, Sinclair Lewis, Jorge Luis Borges, HP Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Cormac McCarthy, Paul Auster.

Movies: Favorite movie of all time is "Harvey" with Jimmy Stewart. A random sample of other movies I love: The Fly, True Grit, Royal Tenenbaums, Unbreakable, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, High Fidelity, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer.

Music: Folk rock, punk rock, jazz fusion, alt rock, experimental rock, and electronic rock - I like a lot of other music as well but this is what I would call my favorite. "Tangled Up In Blue" is probably the most perfect song ever.

I have unrefined tastes - although I can taste the differences in food it means next to nothing to me. But gun to my head, I like chicken, chocolate, coffee, and spice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pen, paper, caffeine, blue jeans, some tunes
"If you're not wearin' comfortable shoes, life is just chaos. I mean the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearin' accommodating shoes."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Obviously my huge to-do list. Yay for productivity.
Then for fun: My crude understanding of zen. Art, in its myriad forms. Synchronicity, UFOs, etymology, transhumanism, postmodernism, survivalism, etc. You know the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good nights I go out and do comedy. Some nights out at a dive bar being utterly pretentious. Many nights I have to stay in to catch up on work. I do so only begrudgingly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't shake the feeling that Alanis Morisette and I would have been the perfect couple.
You should message me if
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You're assertive.
You are fun and/or funny.
You stay busy.
You are not a fake profile created for a movie or something. I am irrationally afraid of that happening.