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SilverAgeHero

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can never quite tell if I want to live a life of sophistication and gin in the Big City, or move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a pack of dogs and a few barrels of whiskey.
Grew up on sarcasm, but I've come to embrace earnestness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write and act and draw in the hopes of making something interesting. Mostly comedy, sometimes comics.
I just got my JD but I don't plan on doing much with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being crazy lucky. Being a white male helps, but even for that, I am way too lucky. Like, "find $20 and a pack of cigarettes on the ground" lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Barbers always make a point of talking about how thick my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In general, I like fiction, and I like it to have damn big ideas.

TV: Black Mirror, Peep Show, Stella, MST3K, Police Squad, Cheers (and Frasier), Mr. Show, The X-Files.

Books: by JD Salinger, Nathaniel West, Sinclair Lewis, Jorge Luis Borges, HP Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Cormac McCarthy.

Movies: Favorite movie of all time is "Harvey" with Jimmy Stewart. A random sample of other movies I love: Blade Runner, The Fly, True Grit, Royal Tenenbaums, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, High Fidelity, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer.

Music: Folk rock, punk rock, jazz fusion, alt rock, experimental rock, and electronic rock - I like a lot of other music as well but this is what I would call my favorite. "Tangled Up In Blue" is probably the most perfect song ever.

I have unrefined tastes - although I can taste the differences in food it means next to nothing to me. But gun to my head, I like chicken, chocolate, coffee, and spice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pen, paper, caffeine, blue jeans, some tunes
"If you're not wearin' comfortable shoes, life is just chaos. I mean the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearin' accommodating shoes."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Obviously my huge to-do list. Yay for productivity.
Then for fun: My crude understanding of zen. Art, in its myriad forms. Synchronicity, UFOs, etymology, transhumanism, postmodernism, survivalism, etc. You know the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good nights I go out and do comedy. Some nights out at a dive bar being utterly pretentious. Many nights I have to stay in to catch up on work. I do so only begrudgingly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't shake the feeling that Alanis Morisette and I would have been the perfect couple.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're assertive.
You are fun and/or funny.
You stay busy.
You are not a fake profile created for a movie or something. I am irrationally afraid of that happening.