Grew up on sarcasm, but I've come to embrace earnestness.
I just got my JD but I don't plan on doing much with it.
TV: Black Mirror, Peep Show, Stella, MST3K, Police Squad, Cheers (and Frasier), Mr. Show, The X-Files.
Books: by JD Salinger, Nathaniel West, Sinclair Lewis, Jorge Luis Borges, HP Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Cormac McCarthy, Paul Auster.
Movies: Favorite movie of all time is "Harvey" with Jimmy Stewart. A random sample of other movies I love: The Fly, True Grit, Royal Tenenbaums, Unbreakable, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, High Fidelity, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer.
Music: Folk rock, punk rock, jazz fusion, alt rock, experimental rock, and electronic rock - I like a lot of other music as well but this is what I would call my favorite. "Tangled Up In Blue" is probably the most perfect song ever.
I have unrefined tastes - although I can taste the differences in food it means next to nothing to me. But gun to my head, I like chicken, chocolate, coffee, and spice.
"If you're not wearin' comfortable shoes, life is just chaos. I mean the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearin' accommodating shoes."
Then for fun: My crude understanding of zen. Art, in its myriad forms. Synchronicity, UFOs, etymology, transhumanism, postmodernism, survivalism, etc. You know the usual.
You are fun and/or funny.
You stay busy.
You are not a fake profile created for a movie or something. I am irrationally afraid of that happening.