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35 Valley Village, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 4
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, thanks for looking at my profile.

Sooo, I live in LA, but love to travel...If you notice that I'm checking you out, and you live in say Tokyo, Toronto, Vancouver, Paris, Berlin...replace with your means i'll be paying your city a visit...which also means i'm looking to meet new people/friends to hang out with...not looking for hook ups...just tour guide/advice to find the best ice cream, or archery range, etc. so calm your jets...lets be friends...

I'll be heading to FL soon, my best friend from HS is getting married, and I am also visiting lets hang out!

Onto what i'm looking for...a friend. Someone to get lost with accidentally or on purpose. A co-conspirator of epic frivolity. In all seriousness, I need compassion, loyalty, trust, and a short skirt with a long i can't even stay serious. Cake does come close with that song.

Spoiler Alert:
I'm not into playing games. I'm not looking to get into your pants, I just don't think i would look good in spanx pants...kidding.

If I'm into you, I'll tell you. I'm a man of my word. Also very loyal...if you're the lucky one, you're the only one!

Back to me:

To put it in a nutshell...I grew up in a small town that was about 45 minutes away from a spot that had the most std per capita, than anywhere in the country...btw, i'm std free!

Moved to what some people call the armpit of the south, and where the sweat tea was worse than a chocolate bar...for a B.A. degree...yes an art degree, so take me to a museum and I can bullshit you like the rest of them, except for modern art,which isn't art....or is it...not...

Ended up in a town, that is now losing it's title for worse drivers in USA...Atlanta is beating us LA...we need to step it up!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning my next travel destination...Currently I think it's if you're in HI and wanna meet at a luau, go for a hike, or see the sunrise above a crater, or meet me there...or give pointers/tips on where to go...

Next i'm planning a kick ass tour of Japan...Domo Arigato!!!

I enjoy the company of my family, and friends. Watch movies, go to concerts, grab a pint with friends, play board or video games, photography, reading (need to find a new book, it has been a while since I found something I enjoyed), exploring/traveling, hiking, bicycling...probably a lot more. I tend you try new things occasionally.
Currently I've taken up archery, i really enjoy it! I up for trying new things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

making banana's fosters,
scrambled eggs,
French toast,
boiling water(sometimes I burn it),
playing trumpet, sax, and cello, learning to play guitar very slowly,
making beer(this one I'll have to update considering I just brewed my first batch),
changing a flat tire,
being a pirate,

How about skills in not good at?
Programming a computer,
making baked Alaska,
playing the oboe,
wine making,
putting on makeup,
driving a semi,
javelin throwing,
firing a musket rifle(I've only done twice and it was a blast!- get it a blast?! Never mind),
flying a plane(i wanna learn),
being a lawyer,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and bright blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy, simple, nothing too fancy. With either a pint of beer, or a glass of wine. Pizza, Teriyaki, italian, french, breakfast is one of my favorite meals, and can be eaten anytime of the day!!!

Music , I haven't been wowed by anyone recently, any suggestions?
Currently I listen to my friend play in a band.

Movies, I've seen so many...recently, I really enjoyed Gravity, American Hustle...I like most movies, dramas, comedies, sci-fi. I like the old school horror/thrillers. Some of the latest: Age of Tomorrow, How to train your dragon 2.

Tv shows (I don't have cable so i'm netflixing them) Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, West Wing, Newsroom, Chuck, Archer, Top Gear BBC, Sherlock, Daily Show,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do every night, try to take over the world!

Hanging out with friends, grabbing a pint at the local pub, seeing a movie, driving/traveling to a nearby location for the weekend, watching roller derby, or staying in, cook a simple meal like tequila tacos, or a nice pork chop with some fresh veggies, and kicking back with a netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Currently i'm in physical therapy...nothing serious...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You wanna grab lunch, coffee, or just meet up maybe for a bike ride, or just enjoy some ice cream and get to know each other.
- Not looking to jump into a relationship or settle.
- Want to take our time getting to know each other.

Bonus stage will only be acquired by the most noblest of people:
- Human (just thought I'd clarify), don't want any of that alien bs.
- More human than human...
- Active, i'm not talking gym rat, just someone that enjoys some of the outdoors or wants to attempt hiking, ski/snowboard, scuba, bicycling, archery.
- Drug free, and smoke free. IF you're trying to quit, I'll be there to help.
- for some reason I thought I'd have more
- Most important: be willing to belt out songs from the 80's, 90's, some punk rock songs, in the car on our road trips across the world and at concerts!
- Overall, someone who is comfortable with oneself, after all, that person who is true to themselves will be the one I will love and always love without question.