Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When you meet me, the pleasure will be all yours. I party like its
1999. I am America's next top model. I never perspire. My strengths
outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win
tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary
four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a
stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I
consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read
Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and
still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of
corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30
minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna
be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket.
I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On
Wednesdays, after classes, I repair electrical appliances free of
charge. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents.
My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I eat soup, I'm
a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bodybuilding, creating music, and working by day, Kung Fu master
and spoon collector by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My primary passion is bodybuilding. I put most of my time and
energy into eating 6 healthy meals a day on top of training 5 days
a week. To me bodybuilding is a art, and a lifestyle. A girl who is
into working out is a plus in my books. Music is my second passion
and I am very passionate about guitar and have been playing for 8
years. recently gotten into singing. I respect and listen to most
genres of music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can't word this without sounding like a douche, but my body is
what most people notice first. It puts people at ease and they feel
more comfortable talking to me because I look like an approachable
person. I'm also very funny and confident. I don't care about what
anyone thinks, and I will say whatever I feel like despite what
people may think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you play World of Warcraft, or Diablo 3, we were meant to
-The Longest Yard
-Austin Powers Trilogy
I've been listening to alot of trance/house lately, but my heart
will always have a place for metal (from melodic to heavy), hard
rock, alternative, and indie music as I play guitar and can
appreciate these types of music.
If you listen to Above and Beyond, City and Colour, Beck, The
Shins, Tool, In Flames, Mat Zo, or Myon and Shane54, I want to give
you a hug.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love (no homo)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Magnets, how the fuck do those things work? It's a sorcery of some
kind I swear. I ponder this question constantly... or I could do a
google search, that shit works wonders.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping or going out and having fun with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I drink 3 XL Double Doubles a day. Maybe a monster energy drink on
top of that. It's sad really.
You should message me if
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You're not a whale and have a unique personality.
If you're a whale I'll man the harpoons.
Otherwise, don't be afraid to shoot me a message. I'm down to
earth, and kind. I treat people with respect if they treat me with
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