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SimBen
25 / M / straight / Single
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 5" (1.97m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am tall, whimsical, and not a fish.
My Self-Summary
Hey I'm totally looking again. Still take everything with a grain
of salt, like everything I say about anything ever. But yeah. Huge
geek, gamer, if you don't like that stay away, and if you do...
well... don't stay away.
Now in French
Je suis un robot lesbien qui vient de la planète Mars et j'ai
inventé la cuillère.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a DEC in computer science and I work as a videogame tester
during the summer. I'm also partly through a degree in videogame
design at UQAC (in Chicoutimi), so I tend to not be in Montreal
most of the time.
Now in French
Je dors 33% du temps. Le reste du temps, je suis fatigué.
I’m really good at
Gaming (you got a
HUGE geek here)... Listening to people and understanding them (I'm
a very good judge of character)... Being deceptively smart (I tend
to present myself under a cloud of whimsiness, but when I need to
understand complicated stuff, I'll suprise you, guaranteed)...
don't ask me to cook or pick out clothes though. :P
Now in French
Roter en public, me gratter la poche, faire des jokes de pénis, me
fouiller dans le nez, sacrer comme un marin Irlandais et la paix
dans le monde.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm 6'5''. Then you'd probably notice how I don't talk much
and sit in my corner, maybe sipping on a Mountain Dew, or a Tab and
munching on Fritos. *shrugs*
Editors
Now in French
Ma grandeur. Elle est à un niveau tel que je dois le répéter en
Français sans faire de jokes pour vous la faire comprendre.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a) The
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, America: The Book,
Real
Ultimate Power, anything by Bernard Werber, Nineteen
Eighty-Four, I Am America And So Can
You, The God Delusion, Watchmen, A Song Of Ice And
Fire
(b) Fight Club, Lord Of The Rings, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Batman Begins, V For Vendetta, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, Inglourious Basterds, District 9, Star Trek
(c) *cough*videogamemusic. I don't really listen to much music, but when I do, it's usually Metal. I think the general rule about music is, tell me about a song, I'll download it, then probably like it, unless I don't, and then that'll be it. I don't get madly into music and become a groupie for anyone, I just like tiny bits and pieces from a very wide array.
(d) Pizza, tacos, p�t� chinois... But most of all, delicious animals. The more they suffer, the more I enjoy devouring them ravenously. Oh man, I think I'm gonna go eat some veal, right now. brb
Now in French
a) Le TV Hebdo. b) La toune de l'annonce de Double Pizza. c) Le Roi
Lion 1 1/2 d) Les pets de soeur
The six things I could never do without
1) Videogames
2)The metro
3) Cuddles. Yeah, cuddles.
4)Coffee 5)Some DVDs to watch
6) Food. I need sustenance. Duh.
Now in French
Roter en public, me gratter la poche, faire des jokes de pénis, me
fouiller dans le nez, sacrer comme un marin Irlandais et la paix
dans le monde.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid random things.
Now in French
Scarlett Johansson
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying up till 3 AM playing games and surfing the web. Yes, that's
completely pathetic and I realize it.
Sometimes I go to friends' place and do mostly the same stuff, but with them and with beer. That's a tiny bit less pathetic, but still pretty pathetic.
Sometimes I go to friends' place and do mostly the same stuff, but with them and with beer. That's a tiny bit less pathetic, but still pretty pathetic.
Now in French
...la face dans une grosse assiette de patates pilées.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Eggs aren't fruit.
Thought of the moment: if Ruffle chips were renamed ROFLs, that would be so awesome I would probably buy 4 bags all the time.
Further thought of the moment: All we are saying is give quiche a chance.
Now in French
Un gros paquet de conneries.
You should message me if
-You got a computer and are on the Internet. Unless there's a
suspicious outgrowth of flesh somewhere on your body. Then you
shouldn't so much message me as see a doctor.
-If they call you Gato, if you have metal joints, and if I can beat you up and win 15 silver points.
-If you're wondering what facial hairstyle I have RIGHT NOW, because you noticed that it's different on every single pic I have.
Now in French
...vous aimez les betteraves.
