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Simmy612

30 / F / gay / Single

Franklin, Indiana

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English

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I am a smart-ass, a giant nerd, and a weirdo.

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My Self-Summary

I've always been hesitant about online dating, but as 30 gets smaller and smaller in the rearview mirror, I guess it might be time to give it a better try. I'm hard working, and my job takes up more time than it probably should, but it's still very important to me. Do people actually read these things? Don't they just look at pictures and then decide? So I could really just say anything here. Like I don't trust people who don't like "Family Guy." Or who really like Jennifer Aniston movies. If anyone has actually read this and is offended, I invite your angry comments.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a newspaper editor, so pretty much my life consists of reading stories about people who do ridiculous things, getting angry over said ridiculousness and then making some snide/offensive/mean comment about it. I bought a house a few years ago, so I guess I'm really trying the grownup thing right now.

I’m really good at

Board games, trivia, laughing inappropriately, making stupid faces, my job, remembering birthdays. Oh, and competitive yacht racing. One of those isn't true.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm staring at them -- um, I mean, that I'm funny. Yes.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I listen to a lot of maudlin, whiny crap. But also, Beyonce! Because I read all day at work, I don't really read for pleasure, but I am a fan of anything by Malcolm Gladwell and Barbara Ehrenreich-types.

The six things I could never do without

Probably food, water, air ... and, uh, my DVR? ... I also really like that curly kind of pasta, you know where the sauce gets all into the folds; isn't that stuff great?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why the people who do the local news on TV can't read.
If journalism will still be around in 10 years.
How Kevin Costner keeps getting work.
What my grandparents were like at my age and if they would like me now.
If that Internet thing is here to stay.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. Working like a dog, by which I mean editing and laying out a newspaper.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

When I was a kid, I sometimes would go to friends' houses and break their toys by accident, then pretend that my mom was calling me for dinner.

You should message me if

You have any interest in an intensely neurotic but oddly sweet smart-ass, and if you think "to message" is a verb.

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