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SimonCallahan

26 / M / straight / Single

Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
—
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am charming, charismatic, and dorky.

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My Self-Summary

I'm a bit of a nerd, but in a cute way. I like karaoke, video games, movies, and music.
I work at a convenience store. Not glamorous, but it pays the bills.
One of my favorite past times is going to Niagara Falls and acting like a tourist. I love the attractions, and the people watching. I hate big crowds, though, so I usually do this in the fall or winter.

I’m really good at

Video games and writing. I'm a writer at heart, I just have to find my muse sometimes.

The first things people usually notice about me

My facial hair. I like my soul patch or whatever it's called.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Favorite books:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, If Chins Could Kill, anything by Hunter S. Thompson. DaVinci Code and Angels & Demons are guilty pleasures.
Favorite movies:
Ghostbusters (I've seen it in almost every format from theater to Blu-Ray), Man on the Moon, Watchmen, Pink Floyd The Wall, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Simpsons Movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Army of Darkness and The Usual Suspects. There are tons more (including anime), but I can't list them all here.
Favorite music:
Weird Al, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance, some video game music.
Favorite food:
Sushi, hamburgers, Kraft Dinner.

The six things I could never do without

Food, water, Xbox 360, karaoke, my job, movies.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The world. How to get from point A to point B. Where life is taking me. What I've done right and/or wrong in the past. Why people are rude to each other. Why people think they're above others when they clearly are not.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. I usually work Friday nights. Saturday nights I usually go out to karaoke.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've got tons of private things to admit, but I'm not sure any are appropriate for this space. Let's think of the tamest thing.
Um...
I can't ride a bike. My equilibrium is off, so it makes balancing really difficult.

You should message me if

You like what you see.

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