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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:42am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I can usually be found wearing either jeans or pj bottoms. Always. Well, not in the bath.
I like biscuits and comedy and words.
I enjoy using long words but I don't want to alienate anyone so "alienate" is pretty much the longest* word I'm going to use in my profile.

*syllables, not number of letters
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing. I am a typewriter monkey. Obviously I do not use an actual typewriter, this is not the 60's.

Literally a playwright, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words. Eating biscuits. Listening.

Losing remote controls amidst bedclothes.

Putting plectrums down and never seeing them again in my life.

Being both the schlemiel and the schlamazel.

Remembering I'm a Womble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not entirely convinced they do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books. I don't read as much as I like (as my ever increasing pile of "read this one next" will attest).
Books I have read & enjoyed recently:
-The Marlowe Papers by Ros Barber
-Point Omega by Don Delillo
-The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
Currently reading How Late It Was, How Late by James Kelman and it is very good but it is causing me to think in a Scottish accent. That isn't a bad thing, it's just a thing.

I like going to see movies by myself during the day when there's not many people around.
Here are some movies I like: The Shining, Bridesmaids, In A World, 50/50, I Am Comic.
Lots of documentaries, indie-ish films, 'oldies', even romcoms.

TV: Community, Justified, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Parks & Rec, Spaced, Louie, 30 Rock, Smack The Pony, Broad City, Game of Thrones. Lots of things. I like to "hatewatch" The X Factor. Gogglebox is my favourite Ouroboros.

Music: Nina Simone, Tom Waits, John Coltrane, Yo La Tengo, Abba, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, The Lonely Island, Goldfrapp, Kanye West, Pixies. I like all types of music. This is not the same thing as liking all music. I don't spend anywhere near as much time listening to music as I do sat farting about with a guitar.

All food is good unless it has peas, seafood or nuts in it. Even then it can be good but it's better if I avoid it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Watching tennis?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Frasier ever worked out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

J.K. Rowling's real name is Just Kidding Rowling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watched that Katy Perry movie and I really enjoyed it.

My favourite Prince song is 'Batdance'
You should message me if
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This is a silly one. You already know why you should message me. If not, you probably shouldn't message me. Or you should message me because I probably won't message you first, even if I think you're the most amazing person I've ever seen on this site.
That being said, if you want me to elaborate anything or would just like to know more about me then send a message. I'm a nice person.
If we are 100% enemies then message me and we can arrange to do battle. I will vanquish you, though.