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SimonJenkin

26 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I can usually be found wearing either jeans or pj bottoms. Always. Well, not in the bath.
I like biscuits and comedy and words.
I enjoy using long words but I don't want to alienate anyone so "alienate" is pretty much the longest word I'm going to use in my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing. I am a typewriter monkey. Obviously I do not use an actual typewriter, this is not the 60's.
I’m really good at
Words. Spider solitaire. Eating biscuits. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not entirely convinved they do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Haruki Murakami, Richard Yates, Kurt Vonnegut. Fairly literary stuff. I enjoyed Nick Hornby's novels a good deal too, though. Books are important.
I recently read Freedom by Jonathan Franzen and I can't describe how amazing it was.

The Shining, Bridesmaids, Chinatown, American indie comedies, foreign films, documentaries. I like going to see movies by myself during the day when there's not many people around.

Community, Justified, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Parks & Recreation, Spaced, Louie, 30 Rock, Smack The Pony, Firefly, The Powerpuff Girls. Lots of things. I like to "hatewatch" The X Factor. The episode "Harley & Ivy" from the 90's Batman: The Animated Series is a near-perfect treatise on liberal feminism.

Nina Simone, Tom Waits, John Coltrane, Yo La Tengo, Abba, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, The Lonely Island, Goldfrapp, Kanye West, Pixies. I like all types of music. This is not the same thing as liking all music.

All food is good unless it has peas, seafood or nuts in it. Even then it can be good but it's better if I avoid it.
The six things I could never do without
Comedy
Jazz
Diet coke
Biscuits
Watching tennis?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gosh, lots of things. Deep topics, shallow topics.
I am a big tennis fan so I like to watch, read about and think about that. Tennis is the only sport I like, though. I am otherwise not a sporty person. I do not have a favourite football team.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
This is a silly one. You already know why you should message me. If not, you probably shouldn't message me. Or you should message me because I probably won't message you first, even if I think you're the most amazing person I've ever seen on this site.
That being said, if you want me to elaborate anything or would just like to know more about me then send a message. I'm a nice person.
If we are 100% enemies then message me and we can arrange to do battle. I will vanquish you, though.