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SimonJenkin

26 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can usually be found wearing either jeans or pj bottoms. Always. Well, not in the bath.
I like biscuits and comedy and words.
I enjoy using long words but I don't want to alienate anyone so "alienate" is pretty much the longest* word I'm going to use in my profile.

*syllables, not number of letters
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing. I am a typewriter monkey. Obviously I do not use an actual typewriter, this is not the 60's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words. Spider solitaire. Eating biscuits. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not entirely convinced* they do.

*This originally said "convinved" but I have just edited it. Why didn't any of you tell me that I had spelled that wrong?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Haruki Murakami, Richard Yates, Kurt Vonnegut. Fairly literary stuff. I enjoyed Nick Hornby's novels a good deal too, though. Books are important.
I recently read Freedom by Jonathan Franzen and I can't describe how amazing it was.

The Shining, Bridesmaids, Chinatown, American indie comedies, foreign films, documentaries. I like going to see movies by myself during the day when there's not many people around.

Community, Justified, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Parks & Recreation, Spaced, Louie, 30 Rock, Smack The Pony, Firefly, The Powerpuff Girls. Lots of things. I like to "hatewatch" The X Factor. I don't like Gogglebox. Not because it's bad, I'm just scared of any Ouroboros.

Nina Simone, Tom Waits, John Coltrane, Yo La Tengo, Abba, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, The Lonely Island, Goldfrapp, Kanye West, Pixies. I like all types of music. This is not the same thing as liking all music.

All food is good unless it has peas, seafood or nuts in it. Even then it can be good but it's better if I avoid it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy
Jazz
Twitter
Biscuits
Watching tennis?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Frasier ever worked out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watched that Katy Perry movie and I really enjoyed it.

My favourite Prince song is 'Batdance'
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This is a silly one. You already know why you should message me. If not, you probably shouldn't message me. Or you should message me because I probably won't message you first, even if I think you're the most amazing person I've ever seen on this site.
That being said, if you want me to elaborate anything or would just like to know more about me then send a message. I'm a nice person.
If we are 100% enemies then message me and we can arrange to do battle. I will vanquish you, though.
If you can tell me why so many profiles end some variation of "thecat" then please message me post-haste.