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24 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Dec 21, 2013
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The human mind is what interests me most in the world; I like to introspect, have novel mental experiences, and learn about the perspectives of others. Oftentimes my favorite people to interact with are close friends and people I'll never see again, as with those people it's much easier to not worry about looking foolish.

I browse the internet pretty frequently. It's a great way to observe insanity as well as that dark side of everyday people that's more frequently exposed when they can hide behind the shroud of anonimity. Lately my favorite sorts of people to observe are the "social justice" bloggers that are frequent on tumblr.

I'm more or less socially competent, and on occassion I can even manage to be charming. Alcohol can help, but I don't want to use it as a crutch. I've been responsible for more than one awkward moment, but I at least say I have enough self-awareness to realize it.

I do what I can to be responsbible, honest, and considerate. My biggest faults are probably laziness and procrastination. For better or worse, my instincts tend towards observation over action.
What I’m doing with my life
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This spring I'll be graduating from the University of Washington with a bachelor's in linguistics. After that, I plan on teaching English in South Korea for a year starting in the fall. What I end up doing after that depends on how much I enjoy it, but I think there's a chance I'll spend the next few years of my life traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My language and writing skills are pretty good. I don't have much in the way of non-verbal artistic skills, so I like to write when I feel like I need a creative outlet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If I let it grow long enough, the thing that stands out the most about my appearance would be my beard. In terms of the first impressions people tend to get in terms of my personality, I think people can pick up that I'm more or less an easygoing person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It's actually been a while since I've read that much fiction, but I did recently read some short stories by Haruki Murakami that I really enjoyed. The Big Lebowski and Requiem for a Dream are probably my two favorite movies. Louie and Adventure Time are my favorite currently-running shows. I also like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. I do enjoy some anime every now and then, too. In terms of music, I guess I like electronic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, animals, internet, peace and quiet.

I can survive without them, but it wouldn't be quite as enjoyable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything; ideas for stories; and past embarrassments.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching television episodes, playing video games. and messaging friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've seen a lot of strange porn, and I've been surprised to find that I enjoy some of the weirder kinds.
You should message me if
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Go ahead and message me if you feel like it. I'm not out to embarrass people, and I'm not about to turn down a nice chat or an exchange of wit just because I'm not interested.

It would probably also be a good idea to message me if you happen to be my future soulmate or a smoking babe that finds me attractive. Either one would be pretty good.