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37 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Some would say that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I tend to disagree, although it is probably indeed better than yours.

Anyway, I am who I am. This self summary shit disturbs me, as trying to make a commercial of who I am feels pretty contrived. I am a man in my mid-thirties who enjoys life at a much more irresponsible level than my age should dictate. That doesn't mean I'm whoring around, slamming anything that moves (quite the opposite), but I tend to be immature and silly and still view life with a sense of wonderment akin to a child.

I'm a pretty awesome guy, I suppose, if I must toot my own horn (if the word toot made you giggle we might get along swimmingly). I am a generous, kind, devoted, compassionate fellow who, after looking at that that sentence, realized I describe myself as more of a pet dog than a man. But hey, who doesn't love puppies!? Seriously, if you don't like puppies, we probably won't mesh.

What else should I say? I am a lover of love, a realistic romantic (which means I throw up a little when I read this). I cry a bit when something touches me, whether it be a movie or a book or a great bowel movement. I love openness and honesty and hockey and football (let's keep this in perspective; I still do generate a decent amount of testosterone).

I was a fatty. My taste buds are still a fatty, in so much as that I love cookies and cakes and all sorts of homemade baking, but I have spent the better part of the last few years taking much better care of myself. I was once 240 lbs and am now down to 175 lbs, and I attempt to eat and act like a healthy human being as much as possible. I have discovered that running is a passion and that healthy foods don't necessarily mean foods that taste like anus. I will always enjoy a meal made from 100% grease, and if you put a box of donuts in front of me I will hate you with every glorious bite. But for the most part, I watch what I consume and enjoy having a mostly clean diet.

Bloody hell, this is long. Are you still reading? Why?! Message me and ask me the questions relevant to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making sweet glorious love to it. What else are you supposed to do with it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perception and Procrastination.
Inception and Imagination.
Contemplation and Cooperation.
asturbation and Alliteration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am shy, polite, awkward, nice and unquestionably good looking in a streets ahead sort of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite Books: Musashi, The Name of the Wind, A Man Rides Through, Under Heaven, Sword of Truth series, WoT series, John Dies at the End, Water for Elephants, The Outsiders, The Lovely Bones, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chronicles of Narnia, Memoirs of a Geisha, Apprentice Adept series, The Mummy, The Witching Hour, Interview with the Vampire, The Little Engine that Could, Three Lives of Tomomi Ishikawa, The Way of Kings. I could go on.....

NOT: 1Q84. Want to fight about it?!!!

Movies: Lover of movies... and I mean I am a SLUT when it comes to movies. I love just about every genre. Favorites include: Labyrinth, Hook, Good Will Hunting, Dead Poets Society, Awakenings, The Fisher King, Ferngully, (I would suck Robin Williams' cock), Tron, Tron Legacy, Dark City, Clerks (1 and 2), Chasing Amy, The Princess Bride, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl (yes, Jersey Girl), Inception, The Professional, The Dark Crystal, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Crow, The Warriors. Repo: The Genetic Opera, V for Vendetta, Oldboy, Secret (2007), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure & Bogus Journey, Big Trouble in Little China, Rumble in the Bronx, every Jackie Chan movie ever, Lost in Translation, Beetlejuice, Ghost World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, A Love Song For Bobby Long, Secret of NIMH.

I am going to stop there, as I could go on forever. I like a good film, what can I say? Oh, and I also include foreign films in there, too. I am a sucker for a good story.

Guess I should Include TV here: Firefly!! Freaks and Geeks, Community, My Name is Earl, Attack on Titan, UFC, hockey, football. Most sci-fi gets me moist. Oh, and Anime.

Music: Exactly like movies, I whore my self to all kinds (but I must admit, I discriminate and don't really like country or gangsta rap). Get ready to taste the rainbow!! Examples: Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Within Temptation, Coheed and Cambria, Birthday Massacre, Foster the People, Daft Punk, Boy and Bear, The Black Keys, SOAD, Designer Drugs, Scooter, Celtic Woman, soundtracks that rule, Judas Priest, Maiden, Metallica, Tegan and Sara, Hadouken!, Bloc Party, Josh Ritter, Perfume, 3 Inches of Blood, Ensiferum, Capsule.

Video Games: Final Fantasy III through IX, Skyrim, Skies of Arcadia, Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest, Blue Dragon, Secret of Mana, Counterstrike, Lost Odyssey, NHL, Leisure Suit Larry, Fable II, Goonies.

I am also a lover of all things Smodcast!

I like food! Human edible food!
I eat meat and enjoy it.
I love chicken.
I love eggs.
I love pasta.
I love pizza.
I love a great pulled pork sandwich.
I love homemade baked goods (cakes, cookies, pies).
I love a good burger.
I love a good salad.
I make a mean waffle and crepe.

I try and eat healthy most of the time, but will not deny myself foods I enjoy that are not the greatest health wise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends/Family
2. Movies/Books/Games
3. Sleep/Dreams
4. Running/Exercise
5. Music
6. Laughing

Not necessarily in that order. In fact, not in that order at all!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-- Shit that's not real. (imagination is a wonderful thing!)
--"What if" scenarios
-- The sad state of society
-- Trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle
-- My kids and their well-being
-- Finding that person to share my life with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
--Out with friends, at a movie or concert.
--With my kids at home watching movies and playing games.
--Going to bed because of work early the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So far I have only ever slept with one person in my life.
You should message me if
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You like to talk. You like to laugh. You are self aware and find self-awareness sexy.

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