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SimpleChance

27 / M / straight / Single

Keller, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
—
Drinks
—
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
—
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am sqrt(sandwich), dancefloor-remixed, and a hoodie ninja.

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My Self-Summary

Quick note! I am willing to board your space ship. Please contact me immediately to make pickup arrangements.

I have made a decision to embrace the fulminating chaos that this dreary Sunday afternoon life has planted within my tiny man-brain and showered with golden sweetness until it finally popped forth from the desolate gray matter that never really mattered much anyway. I am excited. I am excited about me, and I am excited about you.

It's a silly world.

What I’m doing with my life

Rearranging pieces to re-form something beautifully non-contiguous, like a cubist self-portrait freed from canvas.

I'm aggressively pursuing a sense of happiness I have had the amazing fortune to taste from time to time. My purpose in life is cherry cake donuts. YOUR DONUTS MAKE ME GO NUTS

I’m really good at

I've got quite a few talents. Let's let them be surprises.

The first things people usually notice about me

The first thing that people usually notice about me is my distinct and unmistakable lack of pants.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I like books! Nabokov and Dostoevsky. My nose has been in this lately

I like movies! (I will like movies more when The Arrested Development arrives like Jesus on a winged chariot of ROCK)

I like music! Asobi Seksu, MSI, Pepe Romero, the Wet Spots

I fuggin love food. Spanakopita. Lefse. Saag paneer. Welch's fruit snacks. Why must fortune cookies taste so lame when the concept is so awesome? Throw some orange sauce on that and kick it up a notch.

The six things I could never do without

A roof over my head, a reason for tomorrow and a shower in the morning.

Everything else I think I could manage. That shower thing though, damn.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My brain is an amalgam of 90s sitcoms, 80s cartoons, 70s music and 20s porn.

On a typical Friday night I am

Being lame. Or entertaining. Or drinking alone, desperately enjoying a lack of propriety. Naked.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

NO WAY, BUDDY

You should message me if

I'm thinkin you should definitely message me. I like to hear from new people quite a bit.

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