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25 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Well, my name is Damian, and I live on the west side of Grand Rapids with my fiancee, our wiener dog, and our friend. I'm looking for friends, people to have good conversation with, and a girlfriend for us together. She is bi, and we both are able share each other and have feelings for another person without stress on our relationship, so we are very relaxed with it.
Her profile is Floor13-5
What I’m doing with my life
During the summer I like to do things outdoors, like walking to the zoo, or going out on the bike trails. I have a lot of nerdy hobbies, not many people know what 40k is. I also play airsoft in the spring and summer. I am big into the shooting sports, and am actively pursuing a career as a firearms instructor.
I’m really good at
I like to think I give pretty sound advice to friends, and follow it just the same. It's not too difficult for me to find the funny side of things, and I have a very slow response to anger. (Zen master)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have an unusual sense of humor, and my hair/facial hair changes all the time. Currently I have a sweet pair of mutton chops for our victorian zombie themed wedding coming up on Halloween. I'm normally quiet at first, especially around new people. I have a loud laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not much of a reader, I'd rather watch or listen to something and work with my hands over reading a book. Comics are usually short enough to keep my attention span, like Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. Reference material is a good read too, manuals, informational guides, forums, etc.

I'm definitely a movie buff, comedy, horror, thrillers, documentaries. I'm a fan of obscure horrible B-rated and cult films.
Favorites? Gentlemen Broncos, Wet Hot American Summer, Team America: World Police, BASEketball, most anything Sci-Fi that has a creature in it, terrestrial or alien.

I lean more towards cartoons and comedy shows than drama, favorite being South Park, with others like Flight of the Conchords, Speed Grapher, Tosh.O, MacGyver, Breaking Bad, Wilfred, Futurama, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Workaholics, Harvey Birdman, Invader Zim, The Walking Dead, Evangelion, Fullmetal Alchemist, That 70's Show and more.

Music is music, listen to what moves you, what you connect with. I have a pretty wide taste in music, and I get 8 hours a night at work to blast it on my boombox. Exploring music has been a very rewarding practice to open my mind to new things. My favorite recording artist would have to be Maynard James Keenan though. Hands down my favorite album is Tool's Lateralus.

If it's got cheese, I'm all about it. Oh, and meat, definitely a carnivore.
The six things I could never do without
A companion animal
Love
Music
Friends and family
Great sex
Q-Tips... gotta have q-tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, love, choices, what ifs, why nots, causes and their effects, the vast expanse of our world, existence, whatever intrigues me, the endless stream of thoughts about new thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, maybe having some drinks, going out to spend time with the people I can't during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am afraid of a closed shower curtain in a strange place, it's irrational, I know.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested in talking to us, for sake of conversation or anything else. :D