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26 Grand Rapids, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Married
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, my name is Damian, and I live on the west side of Grand Rapids with my wife and our two dachshunds. We're looking for friends, people to have good conversation with, and a girlfriend for us together. She is bi, and we both are able share each other and have feelings for another person without stress on our relationship, so we are very relaxed with it. Her profile is Floor13-5

I have a good sense of humor, and can make a joke out of pretty much anything. I'm laid back, and don't get offended easily. I'm the type of person who will say hi to the dogs before the people when going somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
During the summer I like to do things outdoors, like walking to and around the zoo, camping, and fishing. I have a lot of nerdy interests, and love board games. I am into the recreational and competitive shooting sports, and also am starting my own business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I give pretty sound advice to friends, and follow it just the same. It's not too difficult for me to find the funny side of things. I'm good at cooking bacon, like, really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an unusual sense of humor, and my facial hair changes all the time. I'm normally quiet at first, especially around new people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm not much of a reader, I'd rather watch or listen to something and work with my hands over reading a book. Comics are usually short enough to keep my attention span, like Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. Reference material is a good read too, manuals, informational guides, forums, etc.

Movies: I'm mainly into comedy, horror, thrillers, and documentaries. I'm a fan of obscure horrible B-rated and cult films.
Some favorites? The Alien series, Gentlemen Broncos, Wet Hot American Summer, Team America: World Police, BASEketball, most anything Sci-Fi that has a creature in it, terrestrial or alien. For some reason whenever I watch the movie The Fountain someone starts cutting onions, weirdest thing.

TV: I lean more towards cartoons and comedy shows than drama, favorite being South Park, with others like Flight of the Conchords, Speed Grapher, Breaking Bad, Wilfred, Futurama, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Workaholics, Harvey Birdman, Invader Zim, The Walking Dead, Evangelion, Fullmetal Alchemist, That 70's Show and more.

Music: It's music, listen to what moves you, what you connect with. I have a pretty wide taste in music, and I get some pretty weird things that end up on my Pandora stations. Exploring music has been a very rewarding practice to open my mind to new things. My favorite recording artist would have to be Maynard James Keenan though. Hands down my favorite album is Tool's Lateralus. Need a list? Here's a list in no particular order (and not extensive):

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Puscifer, Gorillaz, RJD2, MGMT, Midnight City, Lyndsey Sterling, Ellie Goulding, mc chris (Have seen him several times in concert), AWOL Nation, Marilyn Manson, Bassnectar, Glitch Mob, The Heavy, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, Danger Doom, Moby, Mother Mother, Daft Punk, Cage the Elephant, Fatboy Slim, The Prodigy, Beck, Cake, Die Antwoord, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Foster The People, Portishead,

Music I don't like: Country, most non-nerdcore rap

Food: Bacon. If it has cheese, I'm all about it. Oh, and meat, definitely a carnivore. We also have a smoker, and I make delicious jerky with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A companion animal
Love
Music
Friends and family
Bacon
Q-Tips... gotta have q-tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, love, choices, what ifs, why nots, causes and their effects, the vast expanse of our world, existence, whatever intrigues me, the endless stream of thoughts about new thoughts.

What the hell is my dog barking at out the window?

Do people see colors the same? The only way to define color is by saying one thing is the same as another, and we're taught colors by looking at objects and told what its color is. What if your green and my blue are the same?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Between the normal full-time job and starting my own business there's not a lot of free time, so typically we stay in watching a good movie or something on one of the streaming services. A cuddle-buddy is never a bad thing though. Weekends allow for more free time, and we usually have some pretty good games of Cards Against Humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am afraid of a closed shower curtain in a strange place, it's irrational, I know.
You should message me if
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You are interested in talking to us, for sake of conversation or anything else. :D 420 Friendly is a plus.