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Simplicanus

24 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 11:25am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Brooklyn boy without an accent; Abuser of the semicolon.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring things out: Moved to the city, got a job, grad school at night.
I’m really good at
Reading, cooking, listening, thinking, writing about things other than myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm cynical, but laugh easily.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The League, HIMYM, Community, Scrubs re-runs, Parks and Rec., Homeland. Serious TV puts me to sleep, so do the comedies.

Prisoners (Jeff Goldberg), The Other Wes Moore, The Great Stagnation, Dubliners, Travels in Siberia, The Power Broker,The Signal and the Noise, Ghost Wars, Shogun, Kafka on the Shore. Mostly non-fiction, but will read what friends recommend.

Apparently I stopped liking new music in 2005, but Pandora is never out of the background anyway.
The six things I could never do without
Glasses/contacts, good showers, something to read, my family, Old Bay on everything, the subway.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing dinner with friends
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating