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SimplyDimi

22 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Demetri, 21, Greek. I play guitar and enjoy soccer as a sport.

Ask me anything else you'd like to know.
What I’m doing with my life
Practicing full-contact origami on the weekends, all while having time to refurbish homes for the elderly for free. I never sleep; when I do, it's in a chair.
I’m really good at
Sumitting K2 blindfolded while chain-smoking Newport Lights I trade a llama for in the Gobi Desert. I do this in between singing in retirement homes and growing beards to donate to unfortunate beardless folk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I speak 17 languages fluently, and often all at once. I also only wear corduroy which has been widely followed in international elite fashion circles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the hardcover copies of original Hemingway and Thoreau books -- including their original manuscripts which I edited myself. I swoon women with my smooth jazz and have been invited to be the trombone AND clarinet player in the NYC Ballet. Oh, and I invited French cuisine. Shh. I did.
The six things I could never do without
Hand sanitizer, Josh Groban CDs, American Idol, Sun hats, Vietnamese recipes for rice pudding, Boy Scouts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Freestyle poetry and Ethiopian lava caves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cliff diving in Sri Lanka, or winning international spelling bees.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I don't take this site seriously, if you want to message me with that said, go ahead. If you really wanna get to know me and not read my vague/sarcastic profile that is.