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34 Elmers End, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Congratulations! You've found me! Now, before you click on that button at the bottom to send me a message and claim your prize, I should probably let you know what it is you've won.....

One exiled northerner, fully house-trained and able to chew with his mouth closed. I own more than one book and I know what soap is. I know it doesn't sound much but that is quite an achievement for someone from my neck of the woods.

Big fan of rock music (saw Queen last month. Off to see The Who next month), and a bit of a semi-serious darts player (been as far as Prague to play in a competition), although people never believe me when I tell them that. Not fat enough apparently.

I'm quick-witted, full of useless information and loyal (I'm a fan of Middlesbrough Football Club - if that's not loyalty then I don't know what is....).

I work for Her Majesty's Government. My mates back home think I'm a spy and I haven't got the heart to correct them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing spot the cliché in online dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock, paper, scissors. Oh, and I'm not a bad cook. Well - I've not poisoned anybody yet anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Anything by Asimov, Pratchett or H.P. Lovecraft.
Films - Action-adventures. The more explosions the better!! Having said that, the best film ever made is the Lion King.
Shows - Big Bang Theory, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Fools and Horses etc.
Music - Springsteen, Queen, Scorpions, Fleetwood Mac....
Food - Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Slippers, guitar, darts, Tetleys (tea), Tetleys (beer) and pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for tea? (i.e. dinner if you happen to be one of those people who call the mid-day meal "lunch").
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pub!! Well there's one next to where I work. So it'd be a shame not to.
You should message me if
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You find the idea of there being a % enemy rating on here strange (presumably I could find my arch-nemesis on this site).