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SimplyGed

33 Streatham, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I left the frozen north a few years ago to seek fame and fortune in these more tropical climes. While I was disappointed to find the streets were not paved with gold but were instead lined with chicken shops, I decided to stay anyway.

I work for Her Majesty's Government. My mates back home think I'm a spy and I haven't got the heart to correct them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing spot the cliché in online dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Anything by Asimov, Pratchett or H.P. Lovecraft.
Films - Action-adventures. The more explosions the better!! Having said that, the best film ever made is the Lion King.
Shows - Big Bang Theory, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Fools and Horses etc.
Music - Rock. Prog Rock, Classic Rock. Floyd, Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, Queen etc etc.
Food - Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Slippers, guitar, darts, Tetleys (tea), Tetleys (beer) and pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for tea? (i.e. dinner if you happen to be one of those people who call the mid-day meal "lunch").
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pub!! Well there's one next to where I work. So it'd be a shame not to.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find the idea of there being a % enemy rating on here strange (presumably I could find my arch-nemesis on this site).