Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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One exiled northerner, fully house-trained and able to chew with
his mouth closed. I own more than one book and I know what soap is.
I know it doesn't sound much but that is quite an achievement for
someone from my neck of the woods.
Big fan of rock music (saw Queen last month. Off to see The Who
next month), and a bit of a semi-serious darts player (been as far
as Prague to play in a competition), although people never believe
me when I tell them that. Not fat enough apparently.
I'm quick-witted, full of useless information and loyal (I'm a fan
of Middlesbrough Football Club - if that's not loyalty then I don't
know what is....).
I work for Her Majesty's Government. My mates back home think I'm a
spy and I haven't got the heart to correct them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing spot the cliché in online dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock, paper, scissors. Oh, and I'm not a bad cook. Well - I've not
poisoned anybody yet anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Anything by Asimov, Pratchett or H.P. Lovecraft.
Films - Action-adventures. The more explosions the better!! Having
said that, the best film ever made is the Lion King.
Shows - Big Bang Theory, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Fools and Horses
Music - Rock. Prog Rock, Classic Rock. Floyd, Springsteen,
Fleetwood Mac, Queen etc etc.
Food - Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Slippers, guitar, darts, Tetleys (tea), Tetleys (beer) and pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for tea? (i.e. dinner if you happen to be one of those
people who call the mid-day meal "lunch").
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pub!! Well there's one next to where I work. So it'd be a shame not
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