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38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Being single in nyc is akin to a waking purgatory. I am so afraid it's going to turn me into this guy:

I live in Staten Island but work in Manhattan. I definitely spend more leisure time in Manhattan as a result.

I'm cute, funny, reasonably smart and a good listener. People say I'm extremely patient, an asset which has helped tremendously in the field of special ed. I never take myself too seriously and love to laugh. I'm definitely a quirky/slightly geeky type, and have been told I have a knack for making the most ordinary of life's tasks extremely entertaining. For example, the use of that wonderful phrase "That's what she said," can make a simple trip to the dry cleaners an unexpected joy.

I'm looking to date a woman who's smart, enjoys my sense of humor and enjoys the simple things in life. I'd like to share similar pastimes like cooking, going to museums and exploring Manhattan. (I listed other interests somewhere else on my profile too.) Traveling is a big favorite of mine, along with photography. You must also value family and friends tremendously.

That's all I can think of for now...if you have more questions, don't hesitate to write. Ciao!

PS: To all you pains in the ass that won't go out with shorter men, see this youtube clip:
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching and trying to survive being single in nyc.
I’m really good at

parallel parking

building computers

making friends with neighborhood cats

running yellow lights

shrinking wool sweaters in the drier

stealing those little blankets from airplanes
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, they claim I'm taller than 5'7", but maybe I just carry myself well, who knows? I swear I'm no taller than 5'7".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Lord of the Rings, The Catcher in the Rye and Surprised by Joy by C.S. Lewis.

movies: Rushmore, Ghostbusters, Citizen Kane, The Dark Crystal, The Iron Giant and Goodfellas.

music: Frank Sinatra, Iron Maiden, The Clash, Buzzcocks, most classical, Dave Brubeck, Hall and Oates

food: Italian, rare steak and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
My family and friends, my pictures, the internet, the beach, exercise, good sleep and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...when Hugh Hefner will die. What a jack-off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking and working out, if I'm not hanging out with friends in Manhattan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Sound of Music is one of my favorite movies of all time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're looking to take a chance on a non-cookie cutter type of guy.

-You think this is the funniest thing you've ever seen: