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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:22pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So okcupid is the last stop in my quest to not be single in NYC. I tried eHarmony but cancelled it, as I'd rather set $50 bills on fire.

A few things about me: I'm an awesome cook. Family and friends are invaluable to me. Children and animals instantly trust me. (Catholics may be familiar with this phenomenon as "The St. Francis Effect.") I will spend money liberally on travel, but am otherwise financially conservative. I own a Honda Fit, so if you're the kind of woman who would rather date a misogynist that drives a luxury car, then by all means skip over my profile entirely.

One more thing: I've heard how horrible it can be for women on these dating sites. Apparently most men instantly morph into trantrumming children when writing to a woman on okcupid. I, however, am not one of those guys. All I expect is a polite response if I send you a message. Thanks!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching autistic children and trying to survive being single in nyc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

parallel parking

building computers

making friends with neighborhood cats

running yellow lights

shrinking wool sweaters in the drier

stealing those little blankets from airplanes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone notices my speaking voice. I've been asked by total strangers on the street if I was "that guy from the radio." Women notice my soft yet strong hands, as well as my unbeatable cuddling skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Lord of the Rings, The Catcher in the Rye and Surprised by Joy by C.S. Lewis.

movies: Rushmore, Ghostbusters, Citizen Kane, The Dark Crystal, The Iron Giant and Goodfellas.

music: Frank Sinatra, Iron Maiden, The Clash, Buzzcocks, most classical, Dave Brubeck, Hall and Oates

food: Italian, rare steak and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends, my pictures, the internet, the beach, exercise, good sleep and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...when Hugh Hefner will die. What a jack-off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking and working out, if I'm not hanging out with friends in Manhattan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Sound of Music is one of my favorite movies of all time.
You should message me if
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-You're looking to take a chance on a non-cookie cutter type of guy.

-You think this is the funniest thing you've ever seen: