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SingingKitsune

22 F Kansas City, MO

My Details

Last Online
Mar 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Kate, a recent Smith College grad who enjoys sleeping, classic rock, psychology, math, and watching trashy TV. I'm very much into people who are intelligent but not assholes about it. I like boys and girls but mostly girls at the moment. I'd prefer someone outgoing, as I'm introverted enough for two people, and with a clear idea of who they are and what they want, since I'm so thoroughly adrift. I'm a unicorn but would prefer not to be a couple's first threesome - been there, done that, got burned pretty hard.

I'm game to try anything once.

I have a lot of opinions but it takes a little trying to get me to share them.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just out of college and entering the world of the corporate douchebags. Eventually I'm planning on graduate school in...something.

Failing that I may become a soap opera actress or possibly a porn star.

Failing that I will live in my parents' basement and wait tables.

Failing that...I don't even want to think about failing that because that's really sad.

Short term, I'm trying to have a halfway decent social life and making a valiant effort to keep up with my numerous TV shows.
I’m really good at
Singing sometimes, when it's opera or classical or, according to some, jazz...but it's not my greatest talent. I am a champion sleeper.

I'm excellent at not being productive and buying shoes.

I'm good at ignoring boring people and reading too far into television shows.

I can sort of write. Ish.
The first things people usually notice about me
My fabulous bosom. Also my bizarre sense of humor and my amazing shoes (I'm always wearing amazing shoes). But mostly my breasts. I love them dearly.

Other than that, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like classics, especially Jane Austen (especially especially Pride and Prejudice). Hermann Hesse and Virginia Woolf make me swoon with wordlove. For more modern authors I go for Isabelle Allende or Oliver Sacks. My childhood is classic high fantasy, particularly LotR, and my adolescence is scifi, mostly Bradbury and Asimov.

Movies: I love The Dark Knight and The Avengers - basically if it's a superhero movie of decent quality I'm all over it. Same goes for movies with lots of explosions. I also like horror movies (The Descent scared the shit out of me) and comedies. I usually fall asleep during romantic dramas but romcoms are a guilty pleasure.

Shows: I'm a teen girl at heart, so I love Supernatural, Buffy, and Teen Wolf (don't look at me like that). I have soft spots for Firefly and Doctor Who. But I'm also into crime dramas and White Collar. I also like Arrow and anything with Gordon Ramsay. Also Parks and Rec and Faceoff. I like a lot of TV. (Also Roosterteeth but I haven't finished RvB so I feel bad putting it here.)

Music: Anything classic rock, classical (except Mahler), trip hop, or poppy stuff that I can dance around in my underwear to. Bonus points if a hairbrush microphone is appropriate.

Food: Basically anything that doesn't have curry in it. I love potatoes in all forms. Sushi is incredible. Cheeseburgers have a special place in my heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything. Also sex. And shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
On the internet and/or playing vidya games, probably slightly drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The people at Starbucks know my order.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
1) You think I'm cute and want to get to know me better. :)
2) You want to have an interesting conversation on anything from Camus to emus.
3) You're in the area and want to show me around! I'm new to Kansas City and have no idea where's good.
4) You have a really good pun to share...I love puns.

You should NOT message me if
1) You can't handle banter.
2) You want to jump into something super serious right away.
3) You're a dedicated monogamist and/or dislike kinky stuff.
4) You're snobbish, dogmatic, or hypocritical.

If I don't reply, I'm either too busy and will get back to you eventually, or I'm not interested. Repeated messages will NOT make me stop being uninterested.