My nickname is Frosted Flakes because I'm grrrrreat. And I have a
talking tiger that handles my TV commercials. And I get soggy after
sitting in milk for a long time. There's probably better choices
out there. Others with better packaging. Others with fancy toys.
But just like Frosted Flakes I'm simple, sweet, and something you
can rely on time after time.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I work and try to play guitar. If MacGyver and Uncle
Jesse from Full House had a baby, well, first of all it would be a
miracle since it would be two guys having a baby. But if they did
have a baby it might turn out to be someone like me (without the
mullet and good looks though).
I’m really good at
There's a lot of things that I'm just okay at, but I'm not really
good at any one thing, except for my Richard Simmons impression.
It's spot on.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably my Mike Tyson face tattoo. It's not a tattoo like
Mike Tyson's, it's a tattoo of Mike Tyson. On my face. His face on
my face. Not really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tuesday's With Morrie, Friday Night Lights, Something Wicked
This Way Comes, Harry Potter, The Bible, etc.
Music: Dave Barnes, Matt Wertz, Ben Rector, Gabe Dixon, Katie
Herzig, and so much more. Singer-songwriters are usually my go
Movies: Back to the Future, E.T., The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb
& Dumber, October Sky, and again so much more
Shows: 60 Minutes, The Amazing Race, Modern Family, Shark Tank,
Parks & Recreation, Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Food: I just try to eat real foods. A novel concept, I know.
Buffalo wings are probably my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Grace, love, and forgiveness
Sarcasm and dry humor
Rich Chocolate Ovaltine
Family and friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If aliens exist, do you think they have dentists? Things like this
keep me up at night. I also geek out about roller coasters and
theme park attractions quite a bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
I honestly don't have much of a social life, so my Fridays are
usually spent at home, unwinding from the week while watching
something on Netflix. Sometimes I rob banks just to mix things up,
but that's usually on Tuesdays, not Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been on the New York Times best sellers list (sort of).
You should message me if
Contact me if you like guys that compare themselves to breakfast