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Single_Smurf

33 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I grew up on a steady diet of Bearenstain Bears, Dr. Seuss, Star Wars, and comic books. That about sums up my childhood. Oh yeah, I also played little league baseball. I was the worst. My greatest achievement was hitting a foul ball that would have otherwise been a home run. As such, today I can talk all things geeky with you. The second you start talking about sports, however, it can't be helped if my eyes glaze over and I go catatonic.

Aside from nerdy crap, I enjoy pretty much any art exhibit, museum, most music, a good movie, and a good drink (caffeinated or boozy). I thoroughly enjoy staying active, but honestly don't feel the need to sculpt an immaculate body. I can be about as dorky as they come, and I'm looking for that special type of person who doesn't merely tolerate it, but appreciates it. All in all, in my completely biased opinion, I'm a pretty decent guy. I'm no Prince Charming, though I do make a mean Jester.

I spent a long time in school studying Magic Beans. The bean stalk broke when I was half way up, and I landed on my butt. I'm still trying to figure out a new way to reach for the sky, so if you want a guy who already has it figured out, I'm not your Jack. If however, you're a Jill that knows what it's like to tumble down a hill, perhaps we could grab a drink and chill.

As far as you go... well, at the end of the day I think it would be really wonderful to fall asleep and wake up with my best friend in my arms. You're open minded and kind, with a snarky sense of humor. You're easy going, and don't have a high maintenance lifestyle. You'll be there in the good, the bad, and the mundane times.
What I’m doing with my life
Very little of import.
Tiny little cog in a cog producing system.
I’m really good at
Bulls-eyeing womp rats in my T-16. (Obscure Star Wars joke folks, please don't go telling PETA on me)

Fingerprinting homeless sex offenders. Work related. It's not like my stamp collection or something.

Starting stubborn lawnmowers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on whether they're up or downwind of me. I kid.

Probably the height/frame. Various aka's through my 20s were Lurch, Fester, that creepy, goofy looking bastard, among others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Typical middle class geekling; Sci fi/fantasy. And yes, those genres can often be considered the male version of trashy romance.

Music: stuff with varying degrees of rock, punk, metal, etc. There are a few outliers such as Elizaveta.

I love laughing my way through horribly cheesy b horror movies, and think it would be fantastic if I could find someone to suffer through them with me. The worse the movie, the better the time.

I like mostly any food, especially of the spicy persuasion. I rarely eat tasty mammals, though birds of a feather digest together.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family, of which I have more than six of. So I'm kind of already an overachiever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Buying a new lawnmower.

What's the male version of a crazy cat lady?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I think very hard about getting out of the Midwest. Then I realize I probably wouldn't fit in any better elsewhere. Emerald City maybe?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I kind of just keep this profile up for the sake of entertainment/people watching at this point. I haven't had any success with online dating, admittedly due to personal flaws.

Still, you're welcome to message me if you're curious. Exclusions apply to cats; I don't care to be responsible for your untimely demise.