Here's the part where I try and explain who i am in a way that gets you weak in the knees. (And if you just came from my picture section, I know you are.) J/K!
I'll say a few things you like and probably alot more you wont. I'll keep it brief enough where your ADD won't keep you from reading what i have to say and long enough for you to come to the conclusion that I can express myself and that I am reasonably intelligent.
This short essay will prove my sensitive side which will turn you on mentally, while my sarcasm, rebellious tone and quick wit will demonstrate my edgy side that all you women seem to love.
In truth, there is nothing I can say here that will win you over. I guarantee that you went straight to the pictures section before you even sniffed my ridiculous bio.
That's fine. I don't believe you can get to know someone simply from an online profile; you have to see people up close and in person.
Well, if you've gotten this far into what I've been blabbing about, it means you can stop telling others that you suffer from ADD. You don't have it, you're not special, you're just like everybody else in the world: There are things that hold your attention and interest, and there are things you could give a flying fuck about. That doesn't make it a disease.
Here's the second part where I tell you what makes me such a great guy ( I am) and all the fluff that comes with trying to get you interested in me without seeing me in action. :)
If you found no humor in anything I just said, keep reading...it gets less humorous.
Soo...with that.
My friends and my family are the most important part of my life, without them...I probably wouldn't drink as often as I do! Ha j/k
I have a HUGE family. On both my parents sides. 7 kids my mom's side, 8 my dad's side. (My dad is Hispanic, so go figure his family wins the breeding game.) My mom is, well, white. (pick any caucasion European clan and enter here)
I was in the Navy for two years. SeaBees.
I'm an artistic, very musically inclined and humble individual.
I'm very proud of the fact that people cannot figure me out simply by looking at me. I'm not your average guy and I can fit into almost any group of people simply because I'm well exposed to different aspects of culture, history and philosophy. I can go from talking football to discussing deeper issues in the blink of an eye.
I have a Trek bike and use it often. I love going on long rides.
(and candlelight dinners and walks on the beach and puppy kisses and laughing, God I LOVE laughing, and watching bullfights on acid, Wha?!?!?) everything after long rides was a joke, and if you have a sense of humor, ignore this explanation.

See? Didn't that seem more like a resume? I'm sure you've read a thousand different profiles with almost the same fluff.
But if we were just like our profiles, we wouldn't ever break up with anyone and we wouldn't need sites like this to find a friend/ lover/soulhate/companion. :)

I think this exact thought every morning!
Giving what life gave me and trying to do my best to not mess it all up.

Hahaha!! Whatever. I work, I play, and looking for someone to share all my adventures with.

I'm trying really hard to apply the few talents I've been given, and create something worth leaving when I finally go.

Playing my drums. (Playing music to me is better than sex...sometimes)
I currently play in a 3 piece hard rock band. We're bluesy and heavy and damn good. The band name is VEGA.
I write (working on 3 different novels) yeah that's right, 3. The project I pick usually matches my mood.
Making people laugh and being a good friend and an even better brother to my two sisters. Being the best Uncle to my nieces and nephews.

I have no idea, since I don't usually chase after people and ask them what the first thing they noticed about me was. Maybe my laugh, It's loud. My friends say it makes them laugh. I look a lot younger than my age. I get mistaken for being 28 instead of 39. It seems to work against me cause all my pics are recent.
I am easy to talk to. I listen.

I read when I have time.
But I like Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Paulahnick, I'd like to read more Philip K. Dick. Two of my favorites are Lord of The Flies, and Catcher in The Rye.

I love movies, Inception, Goodfellas, Amadeus, Fight Club, Psycho, Jacob's Ladder, Ed Wood, Team America, Super Troopers, (i could go on) Anything by Stanley Kubrick, i have this odd fascination with films from the early/mid sixties.

I really don't watch any television. It's mostly reality garbage, and everyone is either competing against one another in some sort of ridiculous obstacle course or arguing all the time with each other creating contrived, annoying drama.
I do love "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

Music I cannot do without. I'm a musician (not for a living so don't worry) I take what enters my ears seriously. I listen to everything (and I mean it) Led Zeppelin, Cream, Johnny Cash, Rolling Stones, Hendrix, Beatles, The Cure, The Melvins, White Stripes, Velvet Underground, Donovan, David Bowie, Ween, Beastie Boys, blues, old school Punk, (If you think Green Day is punk you're a moron) classical...I hate country (unless it's old stuff like Patsy Cline or Waylon Jennings) and I find any American Idol artist to be absolutely worthless. Also, if Nickelback is in your list of favorites, I'll ignore you. :)

I'll eat anything, (except my Mom's chop suey...even the smell makes me gag.) but I LOVE TACOS! Love them.
I also make great salsa.
I don't usually cook extravagant meals for myself, but I make a great partner/helper in the kitchen.

Music
My car
Beer
Tacos
My bike
My job (without it I can't enjoy the first five)
Experiencing new places
*my family and friends are not things.

My spirituality and why we're here.
Will I ever finish my books?
What will tomorrow bring?
Why am I on this site?
Who farted?

Hanging out with family and friends at some dive bar or their house. Drinking socially until I get drunk.
If not, I'm listening/playing music and trying to write. There isn't really a typical night.

Or would you rather hear:

"I like a romantic bike ride at dusk in a thunderstrorm during the summer while holding hands with kittens while enjoying a bottle of wine, and laughing. I love to laugh."

Sorry, that was my way of making fun of some of the profiles I've seen here. My favorite is the love of laughter...WHO doesn't like laughing? Don't list it as a skill trait either.
Welding is a skill. Skateboarding is a skill. Laughing....is not.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. My name is Alvin.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of
charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

You want to meet the second best guy on this damn site.
Yeah, there's at least one other guy here who is better than me and when I find him, I will destroy him.
You need a pool/drinking partner, you want to go biking, want to hear some music or want to find out simple things like, the meaning of life and why the number 42 has something to do with it.
You're done with players and would like to be with someone honest and real.