I'll say a few things you like and probably alot more you wont. I'll keep it brief enough where your ADD won't keep you from reading what i have to say and long enough for you to come to the conclusion that I can express myself and that I am reasonably intelligent.
This short essay will prove my sensitive side which will turn you on mentally, while my sarcasm, rebellious tone and quick wit will demonstrate my edgy side that all you women seem to love.
In truth, there is nothing I can say here that will win you over. I guarantee that you went straight to the pictures section before you even sniffed my ridiculous bio.
That's fine. I don't believe you can get to know someone simply from an online profile; you have to see people up close and in person.
Well, if you've gotten this far into what I've been blabbing about, it means you can stop telling others that you suffer from ADD. You don't have it, you're not special, you're just like everybody else in the world: There are things that hold your attention and interest, and there are things you could give a flying fuck about. That doesn't make it a disease.
Here's the second part where I tell you what makes me such a great guy ( I am) and all the fluff that comes with trying to get you interested in me without seeing me in action. :)
If you found no humor in anything I just said, keep reading...it gets less humorous.
My friends and my family are the most important part of my life, without them...I probably wouldn't drink as often as I do! Ha j/k
I have a HUGE family. On both my parents sides. 7 kids my mom's side, 8 my dad's side. (My dad is Hispanic, so go figure his family wins the breeding game.) My mom is, well, white. (pick any caucasion European clan and enter here)
I was in the Navy for two years. SeaBees.
I'm an artistic, very musically inclined and humble individual.
I'm very proud of the fact that people cannot figure me out simply by looking at me. I'm not your average guy and I can fit into almost any group of people simply because I'm well exposed to different aspects of culture, history and philosophy. I can go from talking football to discussing deeper issues in the blink of an eye.
I have a Trek bike and use it often. I love going on long rides.
(and candlelight dinners and walks on the beach and puppy kisses and laughing, God I LOVE laughing, and watching bullfights on acid, Wha?!?!?) everything after long rides was a joke, and if you have a sense of humor, ignore this explanation.
See? Didn't that seem more like a resume? I'm sure you've read a thousand different profiles with almost the same fluff.
But if we were just like our profiles, we wouldn't ever break up with anyone and we wouldn't need sites like this to find a friend/ lover/soulhate/companion. :)