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SingleinNoHo

39 Van Nuys, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To describe myself is rather tough for me. I am an oddball. I am an intelligent person who still loves fart humor. I love to make people laugh and always look at life from the most absurd point of view possible. Think of it as a cross between Monty Python and Mystery Science Theater 3000.

I am very forward and blunt because I do not like to waste time or be "mis-interpreted". I do not like games unless they are video games and sometimes board games.

I have, recently, come to the realization that I want to find someone that I can have a life with, not just a friendship, friend with benefits, or any of the similar things. If that happens, then so be it, but what I am really looking for is someone that I can connect with on every level. Someone who I can love openly and have it reciprocated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? A lot! I am constantly trying to improve myself and one day earn an Oscar for makeup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at doing makeup, being silly and or funny, and carrying on conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What people usually notice about me first is my personality. I am very friendly and jovial and have been accused of making people feel like they have known me alot longer then they really have. I guess that translates into making people feel comfortable with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books would include; The Chronicles of Narnia, MEG, anything Michael Chriton...and various sci-fi novels

Movies; Number one and the top of my list is Princess Bride. Also up there is Stardust, Aliens, The Thing, and a whole bunch of others...

Music; I enjoy Techno ALOT!

Food; Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Work
Cats
Snuggling
Friends
To be named later
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. I also wonder why people find it so hard to be honest? Seriously...Why let silence be the answer, rather than explain the situation and allows for both parties to be in the know. When did it become okay to NOT communicate? Why have we allowed technology (texting and online dating) to give people the excuse to be disrespectful and rude?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I am willing to admit publicly? I am a complete dork.
You should message me if
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You should also be able to banter with me and talk smack, have a good sense of humor and NOT be PC!!!

1. You are honest about yourself, what you want, how you want it.
2. You are open to someone who puts all the cards on the table.
3. You are not afraid to discuss anything.
4. Hearing the words, "I really like you" does not twist you up and scare you.
5. If hearing the words "I really like you" does twist you up in fear, you will express that.
6. If your feelings change or there is an issue, you are not afraid to discuss or explain.
7. You are willing to take a chance.

NOTE: Please do not "like" my profile if you have no intention of responding to a message I send.

You should NOT message me if (Yes, this list has been revised based on my experience on this site.):
1. You aren't going to ask me to meet your parents within a month of us knowing each other.
2. You are perpetually looking for greener grass
3. You are not honest about yourself, your intentions, or your behavior.
4. You believe conflict resolution is best done in silence.
5. You are over 40 and wear "barbie" frosted pink lipstick.
6, You are afraid to communicate by phone or in person. I WILL NOT engage someone who only communicates via text.
7. You are afraid to communicate your feelings, the good ones or the bad ones.
8. You will not get "blackout" drunk in public.
9. You do not talk about how everyone in your family is crazy *chances are, YOU are the one who is crazy
10. You are one of these people that needs validation through endless emails back and forth; If you're not up for a phone call within a few emails, I am not interested.