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SingleinNoHo

38 M North Hollywood, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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To describe myself is rather tough for me. I am an oddball. I am an intelligent person who still loves fart humor. I love to make people laugh and always look at life from the most absurd point of view possible. Think of it as a cross between Monty Python and Mystery Science Theater 3000.

I am very forward and blunt because I do not like to waste time or be "mis-interpreted". I do not like games unless they are video games and sometimes board games.

I have, recently, come to the realization that I want to find someone that I can have a life with, not just a friendship, friend with benefits, or any of the similar things. If that happens, then so be it, but what I am really looking for is someone that I can connect with on every level. Someone who I can love openly and have it reciprocated.
What I’m doing with my life
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What am I doing with my life? A lot! I am constantly trying to improve myself and one day earn an Oscar for makeup.
I’m really good at
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I am really good at doing makeup, being silly and or funny, and carrying on conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What people usually notice about me first is my personality. I am very friendly and jovial and have been accused of making people feel like they have known me alot longer then they really have. I guess that translates into making people feel comfortable with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books would include; The Chronicles of Narnia, MEG, anything Michael Chriton...and various sci-fi novels

Movies; Number one and the top of my list is Princess Bride. Also up there is Stardust, Aliens, The Thing, and a whole bunch of others...

Music; I enjoy Techno ALOT!

Food; Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Work
Cats
Snuggling
Friends
To be named later
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I am willing to admit publicly? I am a complete dork. And I firmly believe that people should be made accountable for their actions. It is time for people to stop passing the blame onto someone else!
You should message me if
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If you can handle dating someone who always puts work first. The reason I say this is because unless you are paying all my bills and rent, work comes first. I would expect the same from you. This does not mean that I will have no time to spend with you, just that if work calls, I gotta do it.

You should also be able to banter with me and talk smack, have a good sense of humor and NOT be PC!!!