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37 Port Townsend, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 2
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am passion rolled in wit, deep fried in creativity, then garnished with charm and smothered in guacamole. That same opening line has been up for a couple of years now, I think. It hasn't gotten me any dates, but I understand that lots of women on this site request Mexican food when they're going out with other guys.

I am entertaining, evolving, and kinky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Let's see. I have a 12-year-old daughter who is smarter, more talented, better-looking and more popular than I am. She thinks she's funnier, too, but she's wrong. I'm also taller. So far.

I'm also in a wonderful relationship with a gorgeous, fun, smart woman. I know how disappointed you all are, ladies. However, all is not lost. She likes to flirt with gorgeous, vivacious women as much as I do. Check her out:

I own a small, relatively successful business in order to feed myself. For fun, I write, direct, film and edit short movies and some stage shows. I've done two murder mystery dinners and am working on a third. It's fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creating things... ideas, stories, movies, potential businesses, that kind of thing. Cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The horns.

My eyes and my smile.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I hope you have some free time. Here we go...

Books: Catch-22, To Kill a Mockingbird, Ishmael, Trainspotting, Siddhartha, Lolita, The Princess Bride, the Harry Potter books, most anything by Steinbeck (except The Pearl... I hated The Pearl), most anything by Heinlein, I could go on for ages.

Movies: The Princess Bride (again), Moulin Rouge, anything by Tarantino, Face/Off, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Full Metal Jacket, The Office (ok, it's a TV show), Office Space, Secretary.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a guy. You figure it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm really a busty 19-year-old redheaded girl, but I like to pretend I'm an old guy on the Internet.