***A-HEM!!! ATTENTION! IF YOU STALK MY PAGE AND DO NOT SEE A CLEAR REFERENCE TO WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MESSAGE ME!!! Geez! How are you supposed to find out anything if you don't ask? Type a little query of what you need to know about me. I put this because I know you aren't just here to look at my pretty face. ;P

Ah, self-summary. I am a non-conformist by nature not fad. With my odd humor and skewed view of "reality" confusion and embarrassed laughter follow as close friends.

I am a dedicated father to a wonderful son. He is my best friend. Though we are friends, I am strict. I believe that many problems today deal with people not parenting their children. I am responsible for his teachings as he is responsible for his actions. So far, no problems.

O.K. - now I'm gonna just write a bunch of mindless drivel in a half-hearted attempt to reach the 500 word mark! I know I do not like having to be either self centered nor self abusing. The things I have stated so far are the rough sketch of me. I disagree with some of the 'awards' that O.K.C. has given me...but they do not know me as a person. I am just a string of code which some computer program gives you awards without giving you the basis for nor the parameters of its judgment.

As you may have noted, I am not PC. Look at the term 'Politically Correct'...first word is political; what do politicians do best? LIE! Get over it! PC is just giving the best lie. And on top of that, most 'LIBERAL' people who claim to love personal freedom end up condemning those who do use personal freedom and are not PC. What a joke. What? So everyone is supposed to be equally mindless in the world at large? Many countries were like that. They lived under the misnomer of COMMUNISM. It was not unity it was a forced state where free thought and opinion were punished. Sorry, I like running my mouth way too much to be told I have to be a drone or a slave to others will. So, if you are PC, you will probably dislike me as I shred your little Utopian illusion with solid reality.

That also goes for people that believe that 'ORGANIC' means anything natural. It actually means CARBON BASED. You can not get ORGANIC SALT nor is sand organic. Also, look up hydrochloric acid...our bodies make it yet it too is inorganic. It's such a joke how people pay three times more for something called 'ORGANIC'.

Look more to the realities of the world and stop being a follower of fads. I hope that was enough. If anyone was offended, perhaps you needed to be. Most people offended are that way because the truth hurts and they feel low because someone else had to let them know. Get a job, a clue and a life. As far as everyone else NOT offended, let us go out and get a steak or something and have a bit of fun. At a nice restaurant while wearing togas during the middle of winter!

Working, being a DAD and keeping people grounded in the realities of rebuilding our devastated home.

Random trivia, knowing things about total strangers, getting people to relax as if friends for years and enjoying life.

Also, surviving insulin-shock episodes with a smile and good humor.

My eyes. They are very dark and have been accused of looking right through people.

I love all of these items in this section. I own over 1,000 DVD's, hundreds of books and Gig's of tunes. I enjoy a wide and varied taste in all of these.

Books: How about by author - Clive Barker, Terry Pratchett, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Dan Abnett, Micheal Stackpole, Steve Brust, Neil Gaiman, Sandy Mitchell...it goes on...add the old greats...Poe, Sun-Tzu, Machiavelli, Dante, Milton, Yeats, Golgol, Homer...also encyclopedias and books on ancient histories.

Music: The Beatles, Prince, The Sisters of Mercy, Gary Numan, Akira Yamaoka, Coil, Clan of Xymox, The Tear Garden, Lard, The Butthole Surfers, GWAR, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Black Sabbath, Mazzy Star, Chris Isaak, Gregorian, Enigma, Apocalyptica, Dead Can Dance, Rocky Erickson, The Cure, The Cramps, Roy Orbison, ZZ Top, Bad Company, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Bolt Thrower, Merciful Fate, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, B.B. King, Little Richard, Primus...etc...these were just the first few off the top of my head.

Movies: Old Horror & Sci-fi Classics of the 50's and 60's, Kung-fu films of the 60's and 70's, John Carpenter films, Andrew Blake films, Michael Ninn films, comedy, action, suspense, thrillers, and just about anything that isn't either sappy or whiney.

Food: I'm a Cajun! We live to eat not eat to live. Seafood, pork, beef, poultry and fowl, reptile and just about any wild game there is. I can cook it in just about any style from the North Pole to the South Pole with flavors from all points in between.

***Does this satisfy the masses?***

My son - a cat - books/music - food - insulin and other diabetic supplies - a fun and tolerant (of all the above including me) companion

Cloning, better vehicles, ending the stupids, how P.C.-ness and the church are leading to the decline of western civilization AND my favorite critter - the platypus!

Why guys are stalking me and people I have no interest in at all keep showing up on my "HOMESCREEN"?

Being DAD. Stopping the zombie hordes with my son.

Uh...guess where I'm pierced?

For ANY reason. Mostly to find out things about me. If you want to make me an awesome kilt or braid my beard or...anything else.