I'm really enjoying this at the moment
~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb1bf-HpyD0
~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNJKL_6MwT0

Exploring it.

My job.
Tangenitalising.

Procrastination ad Nauseum, please stop saying this, unless you:
can stay "in bed" for 4 days straight
can skin-up (solids) whilst driving
some other wrongery*

*totally spelt correctly.

It might be the tattoos, it might not.
I couldn't care less what you think of me, not the first time anyway.

Books - yes, How The Dead Live followed up by Chomsky.
It's now HP Lovecraft sauce. Mailer, Nick Cave.
I tend to bounce around.

TVEE - Boardwalk Empire, stunning, slow.
fluffy Buffy, Serenity, Mad Men, The Wire, Oz, Rubicon struck me :S
Ad Nauseum. Dexter, Meh )but oh cool, John Lithgow's the baddie).
Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks.

Movies - most, barring action (although there are exceptions).

All time favourites: Bad Boy Bubby "Fuck you god, strike me down if you dare". Naked - Mike Leigh, Aguirre - Herzog (very specifically Augirre, Romy & Michelle's, Boondock Saints, John Waters, Lynch,
Hearts of Darkness.
Shows - Rocky Horror, Repo: A Genetic Opera, Springtime

Music - is my boyfriend:
Sun Ra, Dalek, Ornette, Krupa, De Facto, Creedence, 16HP, Karate, Palace, Waits & Cave + Jesus & Mary ~ Battles.
Sebadoh, Stanford, Sleater-Kinney, Slint, Shellac, Slayer.
Townes, Cash, Springsteen, Will Oldham
Spiritualised, MBV, Pixies, Husker Du
Fugazi, Dead Kennedys, Faraquet, Gaga
Neurosis, Melvins, Buzzo*en, Earth, Sunno)))
Sly Stone, Pearl, GSY!BE, Stevie Wonder, some Jackson.
This year's been good for gigs: Neurosis, Godflesh, NoMeansNo, Mars Volta, Mastodon = happy little bunny.
Sample:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYhIcT1nFsw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkHLe5TCkoc

Food - enjoyable, including preparation. Spicy.

All the obvious stuff that we all say.
Humour
Learning
Reading
Music
Juxtaposition
Masses of contradiction
Purpose, or that we don't reincarnate, but if we did, maybe I'd come back as a Porpoise or a Manatee.
Dolphins are alright, however they're the show ponies of the underwater world. Gimme a nice chilled Manatee any day.
Is that 6?

"Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored. "

Johnny - from the 2nd best film ever. This might seem a fairly aggressive quote, one of my top 5 films.

Why sometimes my usb will arrange files in an aestheticly pleasing order sometimes and other times not.

Atypical.

I don't really seed.
Ok, I never-ever wash my hands after doing toilet. I'm 35 years of age and can manage this basic human function without covering myself in it. If you're squeamish about this you should never go near any genitalia ever x

Can you do the duck face thing, can ya? Go on, I love that shit it's hilarious - also helps me pick out those that: When I am king will be first against the wall.

You're inclined and think you could be a partner in crime.
You're literate.
You've managed the tldr.
You want to hang out and watch movies, or serialised drama.