To this point in my life I always look back as my life being a good comedy. I wouldn't mind making it a romantic comedy.

I'm not really looking for anything life-changing to happen, but I sure wouldn't mind having some fun. I'm very tolerant of most things, but am also annoyed very easily. I've never been married, have never had children, and have no idea what the future might bring.

Finally got my own business going and its in the black.

Staying impossibly single, cooking, making people laugh, chatting about nonsense.

My charm and my ever more amazing red beard.

Book: The Stranger by Albert Camus The greatest book ever written, well maybe top 100, which is pretty serious if you think about it.
Movie: Good Will Hunting, Beautiful Girls
Music: Wow, so many to name, Coldplay, The Cure, The Clash, The Who, The Dead Weather, The Libertines, The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bascially bands that start with "The"/.., Arctic Monkeys, Wilco, Gorillaz, MGMT, LCD Soundsystem, Arcade Fire.
Food: Pretty much everything, and I love to cook.

Oxygen
The crispness of the air on an autumn morning.
Mad Men
Art
My Brain
If I could get away with using Art I could probably get away with anything .

...why can't i search for bbw? Can't they just give me that option and then Boom! Full Figured, Curvy, Overweight all at my fingertips, and then if I'm lucky down the line, like literally at my fingertips.

Always open for suggestions.

I think this internet dating thing might work.

You are Christina Hendricks

You love Coldplay and aren't ashamed of it. You are disappointed at how this profile turned out.

If I looked at your profile, I thought you were good looking. I didn't send you a message because I got scared. You should probably write me a note telling me why I screwed up.