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35 Hebron, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish, French, Chinese

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My self-summary
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To this point in my life I always look back as my life being a good comedy. I wouldn't mind making it a romantic comedy.

I'm not really looking for anything life-changing to happen, but I sure wouldn't mind having some fun. I'm very tolerant of most things, but am also annoyed very easily. I've never been married, have never had children, and have no idea what the future might bring. BBW and bigger have special preference.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally got my own business going and its in the black.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying impossibly single, cooking, making people laugh, chatting about nonsense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charm and my ever more amazing red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Stranger by Albert Camus The greatest book ever written, well maybe top 100, which is pretty serious if you think about it.
Movie: Good Will Hunting, Beautiful Girls
Music: Wow, so many to name, Coldplay, The Cure, The Clash, The Who, The Dead Weather, The Libertines, The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bascially bands that start with "The"/.., Arctic Monkeys, Wilco, Gorillaz, MGMT, LCD Soundsystem, Arcade Fire.
Food: Pretty much everything, and I love to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The crispness of the air on an autumn morning.
Mad Men
My Brain
If I could get away with using Art I could probably get away with anything .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why can't i search for bbw? Can't they just give me that option and then Boom! Full Figured, Curvy, Overweight all at my fingertips, and then if I'm lucky down the line, like literally at my fingertips.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always open for suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think this internet dating thing might work.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Christina Hendricks

You love Coldplay and aren't ashamed of it. You are disappointed at how this profile turned out.

If I looked at your profile, I thought you were good looking. I didn't send you a message because I got scared. You should probably write me a note telling me why I screwed up.