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SirBoreguard

25 M North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I played Peter Pan in a 3rd grade play.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing jokes and trying to get the nerve to perform said jokes on stage in front of strangers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out questionnaires.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my sense of blah, blah, blah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot.
I watch a lot.
I listen to a lot.
I don't particularly really like food though.

I might be the only person in the entire world who will watch Glee and The Human Centipede in the same night.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain, heart, lungs, nervous system, and etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why don't detectives use magnifying glasses anymore?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
therefore I think. Man, I'm so goddamn clever...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To this day I find the TV show "Zoey 101" to be legitimately funny. Seriously. Also, I cry every time I watch Cool Runnings. Seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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I'm actually a pretty sweet, generous guy. Ask me anything. I'm an open book.