Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am looking for my damsel (distress sold separately, batteries not
included). I am a good-natured man who loves to laugh. I am looking
for a friend first and then perhaps more than that. Being a man of
great passions, I'm not afraid to show how I feel. I enjoy cooking,
talking (and yes I tend to listen as much as I talk) and music. I
find appreciation in most styles of music (my faves are classic
rock, metal and punk). I don't like drama or games (unless they
come with dials to spin and those nifty little plastic
I've been described as an "ultimate gentleman" and loyal to a
fault. I believe in honour and integrity. And yes, doggone it, I
prefer to hold the door open for a lady...my mother raised me
correctly!. I want romance...what ever happened to holding hands,
or staring into each others eyes?
While I've never been blessed with children, I think I'd be a good
influence on those that my partner would have. I have 4 nieces and
3 nephews and I'm considered the "cool" uncle.
I'm past the clubbing stage in my life (I'm non-violent and, let's
face it, the cudgels give me splinters)
I have 4 cats (I've a soft spot for animals) and they make me laugh
often...one even plays fetch :)
Just so you know, I'm not a "bad boy". I don't even have a police
record (though I did have "Ghost In The Machine" at one
I'm looking to date seriously and exclusively. And she doesn't even
have to have a short skirt and a looooooong jacket (but what guy
doesn't want that). I'm not into booty calls or hook ups (even
though they're pirate sounding and well, pirates are
Drugs and medicines have their place, but I'd prefer to not have
them at mine...please, no druggies.
Lastly I just moved back to Phoenix (this time to the west valley),
so I'm still kinda finding my way around
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Creating laughter, nervous or otherwise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Preston and Child's Pedergast novels,
mystery and suspense
Horror, Comedy, Action films
Big Bang Theory, I Love Lucy, Storage Wars (a guilty pleasure),
Whose Line Is It Anyway, The Twilight Zone
Rock, Punk, Metal, Classical, Swing (yes Swing). Favourite artists
include Led Zeppelin, Steve Vai, Glenn Miller, Me First and the
Gimme Gimmes...the list goes on and on
Most anything except little trees (broccoli)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Figuring out a way to complete my robotic butler using toenail
clippers, paper clips, and Lime Jello™.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to do voices. That is to say, I'm a natural mimic. Not just
accents though...I'm told my Kermit the Frog impression is very
You should message me if
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