50 Surprise, AZ
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My self-summary
I am looking for my damsel (distress sold separately, batteries not included). I am a good-natured man who loves to laugh. I am looking for a friend first and then perhaps more than that. Being a man of great passions, I'm not afraid to show how I feel. I enjoy cooking, talking (and yes I tend to listen as much as I talk) and music. I find appreciation in most styles of music (my faves are classic rock, metal and punk). I don't like drama or games (unless they come with dials to spin and those nifty little plastic hourglasses).

I've been described as an "ultimate gentleman" and loyal to a fault. I believe in honour and integrity. And yes, doggone it, I prefer to hold the door open for a mother raised me correctly!. I want romance...what ever happened to holding hands, or staring into each others eyes?

While I've never been blessed with children, I think I'd be a good influence on those that my partner would have. I have 4 nieces and 3 nephews and I'm considered the "cool" uncle.

I'm past the clubbing stage in my life (I'm non-violent and, let's face it, the cudgels give me splinters)

I have 4 cats (I've a soft spot for animals) and they make me laugh even plays fetch :)

Just so you know, I'm not a "bad boy". I don't even have a police record (though I did have "Ghost In The Machine" at one time.)

I'm looking to date seriously and exclusively. And she doesn't even have to have a short skirt and a looooooong jacket (but what guy doesn't want that). I'm not into booty calls or hook ups (even though they're pirate sounding and well, pirates are fun..yaaaaaar)

Drugs and medicines have their place, but I'd prefer to not have them at mine...please, no druggies.

Lastly I just moved back to Phoenix (this time to the west valley), so I'm still kinda finding my way around
What I’m doing with my life
Besides working?
I’m really good at
Creating laughter, nervous or otherwise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Preston and Child's Pedergast novels, mystery and suspense

Horror, Comedy, Action films

Big Bang Theory, I Love Lucy, Storage Wars (a guilty pleasure), Whose Line Is It Anyway, The Twilight Zone

Rock, Punk, Metal, Classical, Swing (yes Swing). Favourite artists include Led Zeppelin, Steve Vai, Glenn Miller, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes...the list goes on and on

Most anything except little trees (broccoli)
The six things I could never do without
Toilet Paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Figuring out a way to complete my robotic butler using toenail clippers, paper clips, and Lime Jello™.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to do voices. That is to say, I'm a natural mimic. Not just accents though...I'm told my Kermit the Frog impression is very good.
You should message me if
You like witty conversation, have a love for life, and can appreciate someone from the inside.