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SirCaptain

33 M Fairfield, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I consider myself a reasonably humble person so forgive me if I find this exercise in self-promotion somewhat difficult. Perhaps you can get an idea if we play likes/dislikes.

Likes: Partytime, Existentialism, the World Wide Web, Peace Treaties
Dislikes: Slavery, Famine, Pestilence, Drought, Genocide, Curly Fries

I am young, dumb, and full of puns.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The ultimate question. I was a lawyer at a corporate sweatshop in Manhattan for eight months and hated it so I quit. Or they fired me, sometimes I forget which. Anyway, the best part about that job was I learned that you have to like what you do. Greener pastures lie ahead, to be sure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Please see above (humble, modest etc.). But if forced to play this game, I'd say I'm really good at making people laugh. Oh, and getting handjobs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is it possible to tell that I'm not wearing underwear just by looking at me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I was surprised by how much I liked Moby Dick and I thought Beloved was a blockbuster. The Known World is special book that not too many people are familiar with. So many more but no sense in filling up the space, then what would we have to talk about?

Favorite Movie of the
80's: The Goonies
90's: Carlito's Way
00's: Children of Men

Music. So much and always looking for more. Between the ages of 15 and 25 I didn't listen to anything but rap. I could teach a college course about rap music. Then I found one of my brother's Radiohead CD's and everything changed. The National kicks ass. I think Interpol does too, even if my brother doesn't. Gimmie Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of the best songs of all time. The Rolling Stones are better than the Beatles (and it's not even close). Plus, I went to an R. Kelly concert in Las Vegas.

If I was on death row, my last meal would be frutti di mare with a d'avalo sauce.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk away from in thirty seconds flat when you feel the heat around the corner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After the show it's the afterparty. After the party it's the hotel lobby.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried like a baby at the end of the Cider House Rules.
You should message me if
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Seriously? I thought I just answered that.