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  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
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5' 10" (1.78m)
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English, Spanish, C++
My self-summary
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Just moved back to Royal Oak after a little over a year in Detroit. I'm a big boy now and bought a house. I'm entering a whole new world of mowed lawns, plowed snow and itemized deductions.
What I’m doing with my life
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During the week all I do is basically help people purchase new homes. The nice thing about buying homes is that it's a generally pleasant transaction. Every now and again it's death or divorce which is the reason someone buys, but overall it's a fun job, especially when helping one buy their first home. Prior to this, I was in the culinary arts--for over 10 years. People ask me "Why did you leave?" I say it's not what you think it is. Long unrewarding hours...never seeing your family and friends...very unstable low earning potential will take a toll on you. But I'd never trade the skills and tools I acquired during my "Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing down in the kitchen. One Timers, Slap Shots, No look passes, Fixing things--I'm rather handy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look 10 years younger than I really am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books...Ratio, Think Like a Chef, Portnoy's Complaint, John Grisham

Movies...Forrest Gump, Goonies, Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, Silence of the Lambs, The Bad News Bears Breaking Training, My Cousin Vinny

Shows..Six Feet Under, Dexter, Deadwood. Breaking Bad, Pawn Stars, Impractical Jokers, Forensic Files

Music...I like too many to list, however, they all sound absurdly, and incomprehensibly delicious paired with Shure se846s after being filtered through my Cypher Labs Theorem 720 DAC. I warn you in advance--I'm a dork.

Food...there is nothing I won't try once. Not a huge fan of Indian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family & Love
Techno Gadgets
Amazon Prime
Mechanical pencils
A Firm King Sized Mattress
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What clothed women look like without clothes...No, seriously...all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding some reason and rationale to acquire another material possession for my new house or at the very least playing hockey while drinking beer. Perhaps more beer afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've sprained my right ankle at least a dozen times in my life.
You should message me if
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You're generally punctual. I'm always on time, because I choose to be. Being chronically late is also a choice, and a huge turn off. To me, it's an indication of a lack of reliabilty and respect for others.

The first thing you do after you wake up is to beeline it to the coffee maker. And If you are smart, pretty, funny, loyal and you are looking to give as good as you get.