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SirMetzger

34 M Boise, ID

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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International man of science, ambassador of flavor, self-appointed pontiff of sarcasm, maker-upper of phoney titles.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working at a job I generally enjoy. When I'm not doing that I try to have a wee bit of adventure here and there with my friends and stock up on life experiences.

Update: I've been working far too much lately while simultaneously neglecting far more correspondence than I care to admit. I've also been growing a mustache (it started as a Movember charity event and has just stuck around since then).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making pot-roasts, reaching things from the top shelf, adding a certain air of inappropriate humor to most situations, and giving hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am frequently heard before I am seen due to the booming and projecting voice I have been blessed with, though after that the top of my head is often seen above the rest of the crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Christopher Moore and I tend to read for escapism and enjoyment (except for a random smattering of books on philosophical self-improvement (Art of Happiness, Tao of Pooh) and on how we should eat better (In Defense of Food)).

Movies: Damn near anything, but I prefer films that make me think and feel. I also enjoy movies that turn off my brain - they usually have the words "mega", "giant", and "versus" in their titles. Also zombie movies.

Shows: Les Miserables, Into the Woods

Shows (If they meant TV): Walking Dead, Archer, Bones, Sons of Anarchy, Venture Brothers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Iron Chef

Music: The Mountain Goats, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Airborne Toxic Event, Band of Horses, Gorillaz, Damien Rice, Iron & Wine, The Decemberists, Mumford & Sons, OK Go, Death Cab for Cutie, The National, Frightened Rabbits, The Heavy, etc. I grew up in a classical household so I enjoy the occasional symphony and opera, too. This also seems like a good place to mention NPR.

Food: The good stuff that's not so fast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family.
A near constant stream of music.
My down comforter.
Culinary delights.
A view of the stars.
Coffee. (This one can have drastic mobility on the list depending on the time of day.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and what I want out of it, the nature of the universe, recipes, and how to best prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It truly depends on the tempo of the rest of the week so either out in a more chill locale enjoying a tasty beverage with friends or in, making dinner, and enjoying some relaxing home entertainment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes worry about the permanence of things that are posted online and how these things might affect future employment.
You should message me if
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...it seems like a really good idea at the time.