I've got a dry sense of humor and people like me. I think stuff is good (especially good stuff).
I'm quiet and thoughtful, but outgoing and talkative. I know when to be which as well.
I'm low-stress and patient, but I have no patience for drama, unless it's entertaining.
I like to be alone, but I'm very social and know way too many people, which is why I like to be alone.
I'm completely sincere and serious always, but I joke around a lot and it's not very clear, even to me. I don't believe in contradictions.
I love all the brows: high, low, middle, and eye.
I'm really into big talk, but I'm down with small talk and irreverent absurdity.
I value (to name a few, in no particular order) kindness, integrity, creativity, understanding, optimism, thoughtfulness, attentiveness, humor, conviction, open-mindedness, compassion, dedication, and vivacity.
There's more about me, but I'd much rather talk, like, actually.
Disclaimer: some of the above was said tongue-in-cheek; the rest is completely true